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Sounds like you guys need a new band hot damn
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"Henry Clerval waifu pillow"
“I’m gonna pass out.”
“Don’t drop your instrument. Wait, on second thought, you play mellophone; go ahead.”
-A mellophone and tenor sax, respectively
“Since (head drum major) gave a motivational speech, that means I don’t have to.”
-Assistant drum major
“Oh crap, I have the authority to make them do push-ups now!”
-Baritone section leader talking about the problematic members of her section
“I would cry, but there is no water left in my body.”
-Bass clarinet, when we were told our lunch would be pushed back half an hour
“I love band camp.”
-Me, while more fatigued and in worse muscle/joint pain than I’ve ever been
"Love is a white boi in disguise"
-my idiot friend who is a white boi during English while studying poetry
My parents: get watermelon
Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!!
then after me laughing and my parents being very confused I explained it to them
Spoiler - click to show.
OH MY GODS I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE I LOVE HER
A group of dudes me and my friends were walking past: “Autobots, roll out!”
YES TRANSLATOR FAILSSSSSS
At Kroger, sometime between 9:30 and 10:00 (loudly)
"They went to B&B?! What are they getting?"
"I don't know they won't tell me!"
"Shit my mom wants me home! We still need gas!"
"Heck! Hurry!"
"THE GAS STATION IS FARTHER FROM HIS HOUSE!"
"don't kill us"
"Don't tempt me"
"They got three bags of marshmallows. Three!"
-some highlights that were funnier in person, probably because I was tired
"Ah yes. Then they do, in fact, smack" - My history teacher as we were teaching him slang and talking about pupusas
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"I'm not sure if I'm allowed to tell you this, but the class before you said that the farmers were…'thirsty'?"- My Honors English teacher who doesn't know much slang, discussing Of Mice and Men for class.
Cue us scrambling to explain what 'thirsty' means without being too PG-13
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"These are my knuckles, leave them alone!"
“That song really claps cheeks, if you know what I mean!”
“I will break your neck if you say that again.”
A bunch of girls made a pact that if their crush rejects them, all of them don't date him. Most solid girl alliance ever.
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Yea gotta say dating in high school is just drama waiting to happen.
Dating in general is just drama waiting to happen
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PREACH
LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK
Dating in general is just drama waiting to happen
(Lmao sorry I'm just - very sarcastic today. I'm bein a smart aleck cause - why not.)
"All boobs are great, woman boobs, man titties, I like all of em'"
-not from school but from a slightly intoxicated friend of my dads while he was at the bar
(Happppppppppyyyy day of birth!!!)
(XD thanks!)
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So most of these were during my sophomore year of high school-
My friend to my English teacher: "Can I gayify you?" (he said yes. then he was bathed in glitter. ill never forget that moment when my badass English teacher allowed me and my friend to pour glitter on him.)
"Here comes the croissant, bITCH"
My friend: "If you have 3 apples and you give one to John, how many do you have?"
"5?" -me, after taking 7 tests in one day
Me: "Haha, you've got one bad habit, you know."
Friend: "What is i-"
Me: "BrEaThInG." Frantically leaves room
"If you don't stop eating thoSE CHIPS I WILL EAT YOUR DOG"
some random kid: "jeez dude"
My horticulture teacher: "Is that parsley or dill?"
(Dumb) Kid: "I dunno"
"iS THAT PARSLEY OR DILL"
"I don-"
"IS THAT PARSLEY OR DILL" proceeds to have a mini mental breakdown
"How bout we not smoke in here."
"You know I've always though I would make a great gay man, I'm just not into guy's"