Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
(Just going to call them by their characters in Once on This Island. For context, Asaka is the goddess of the earth and Papa Ge is the god of death)
Papa Ge: [I forget what she said sorry]
Asaka: I literally created everything??
Papa Ge: Kids just love me I guess
Asaka: Because she kills people
group
Guy #1: Can I put my hand on your shoulder?
Guy #2: You can touch me anytime.
On a related note:
Instructor #1: Quick, choke me.
Instructor #2: Gladly.
For context it was for a fight scene demo but yeah
Jared Kleinman voice k1nKY
"I want you to lick the nutella off my toes, girl."
group
Me, after Macbeth got sexy: Do I need to cover the bunny's eyes?
"how do you even wear pants??"
-my friend Jaxson
group
"Dude seriously there's a bunch of rainbow, fighting, possibly mating turkeys and you need to see them!"
"But I'm watching the children. Won't they be there later?"
"No they told me they are going to be leaving in just a minute so you have to come now."
(For those of you who follow drum corps)
"What's black and white and red all over?"
"Is it the cadets?"
"It's the cadets."
"Why don't people like me?"
"Because you're vicious, sarcastic, petty, obnoxious, awkward, anxious, and you complain all the time."
"Oh, right."
-my inner monologue on a daily basis
eXCEPT WE DO LIKE YOU A LOT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON TO BE AROUND, YOU'RE KIND, SMART, AND HAVE A WONDERFUL PERSONALITY, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ???
…but mood tho
Lmao not true though. I love you but not only cause you’re kind… I love your condescending humor and subtle jabs, your sass. Your “Pickles, out.” Your extreme fear of ducks. It’s all worth loving! ^~^
OMG YOU HAVE A FEAR OF DUCKS THATS THE BEST THING
I mean ahem I'm so sorry for your severe problem. I hate to warn you that I am, in fact, a duck.
(XD)
"I ran into a chair then apologized to it…"
Am I the booty now or are you?
“People who leave the egg shells in the carton after cracking the eggs are monsters and need to be eradicated.”
“I’m going to eat this entire bag of grapes and not even god can stop me.”
(both are from yours truly)
"Your head's shaped like a trapezoid." -my friend to the annoying kid in our class
"Hey, lil' miss kenyon"
"BTS doesn't stand for "booty takers"." me to my cousin
Why the heck am I laughing
Why the heck am I laughing
XDD
"Yo Solomon guess what?"
"What"
"PornHub Premium is for sale"
