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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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@Simon-Says

HNNNNNGH MY EYESSSS

@Yamatsu

You'll never take us alive, copper!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

We were just getting st-art-ed
I’m really bad at this

@Yamatsu

They'll never get olive us!

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I am purplexed to why you would want us to stop

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back on track people

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I want quotes not stupid puns

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"Puns are only stupid when you are."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

But technically most of us are high/middle schoolers so all of our bad puns are quotes

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@Pickles group

nO

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No I don't care. No fucking puns.

@Simon-Says

You. Are. A. Pun.

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-.- just stop with it

@Simon-Says

You are it.

@Trix

A: “I’m going to kill you with my oboe.”
B: “No no no, he’s not worth wasting an oboe on.”
A: “Fine, I’ll throw my oboe in its case at him.”
B: “No no no, you could still hurt the oboe.”
A: “I’ll fill the case with rocks, then throw..?”
B: “Let’s.”

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"Silly Trix, rabbits are for kids."

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@Pickles group

A: “I’m going to kill you with my oboe.”
B: “No no no, he’s not worth wasting an oboe on.”
A: “Fine, I’ll throw my oboe in its case at him.”
B: “No no no, you could still hurt the oboe.”
A: “I’ll fill the case with rocks, then throw..?”
B: “Let’s.”

Honestly the oboe causes enough damage just being played. Especially when there's two

@Trix

A: “I’m going to kill you with my oboe.”
B: “No no no, he’s not worth wasting an oboe on.”
A: “Fine, I’ll throw my oboe in its case at him.”
B: “No no no, you could still hurt the oboe.”
A: “I’ll fill the case with rocks, then throw..?”
B: “Let’s.”

Honestly the oboe causes enough damage just being played. Especially when there's two

…I should’ve seen this coming.

@Simon-Says

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOh snap

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@Pickles group

My best friend plays oboe and she sucks but what can you do

@Trix

okay but oboe and viola we are the laughingstock of performing arts and ajxjskxnwldnosdnk just tell the piccolos to shut it

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"Buddy, pal, friend. I am literally the loudest and highest soprano in the school. Do not get on my bad side lest you not be able to hear for a month."

@Simon-Says

I know I feel so bad for my poor viola buddies they are very underappreciated (also all the string kids lowkey hate band so ehehe that's fun)

@Trix

I feel like band and orchestra kids kinda hate each other but will always band together against the choir.

@Trix

WAIT IM SORRY I TOTALLY DIDNT REALIZE THE PUN EMI IM SORRY

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it's fine

just constantly is annoying as hell

sorry I'm so all over the place lmao i'm really tired from band today

@Trix

Band camp?

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yep

@Trix

Oof.

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we spent two hours outside in noon ass heat and it sapped all of my energy

now i wanna eat not be bothered by dumb puns -.-