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soaks marshmallow in Dr Pepper and eats it, then chugs the Dr Pepper
“No one talk to me.”
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"ultimate frisbee. you take aim and YEET!"
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"… Why are you rubbing your boobs?"
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“Ooh~! That's gay.“
“Honey we all are~!“
"You're having sex? Dude that doesn't exist."
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"I prayed a whole rosary before the battle and this is what I get?! I'm converting to Anglicanism."
"That doesn't exist yet."
"Shut up, Henry."
"Wait so a lizard laid a chicken egg?"
"Calvo turpius est nihil comato, Aka, nothing is uglier than a bald man with hair."
"Words to live by."
Yes hahahaha
"I'm never sucking dick again."
friend goes to get batteries from the library for weather machine
friend gets called down to the library
Teacher: “I wonder what that could be for.”
Friend: “Oh yeah, I kinda didn’t ask for the batteries.”
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"'Bout to pick up some Cherokee chicks on the Trail of Beers."
"Are you justifying cannibalism?"
watches anime in class
screams at rin and haru
hahaha yes rin and haru
My little brother: "Mommy, what store did I come from?"
My older brother: "You came from mommy's tummy."
little brother: "Wait, so mommy ate me?!"
The poor boy. One of my older brothers convinced him that he hatched out of an egg, and he still believes it.
CATAPULTAM HABEO. NISI PECUNIAM OMNEM MIHI DABIS, AD CAPUT TUUM SAXUM IMMANE MITTAM
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
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I call this: An exchange while putting away lunch trays.
"I'm not your daughter!"
"Who's your daddy?"
Facepalms "Goddammit, Lizzie you fucking idiot."
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"I wanna drown!"
We did "The Little Mermaid Jr." in school and after the scene where Ariel and Prince Eric almost kiss in the lagoon I heard the kid playing Prince Eric mumble "That time it was too close." backstage XD
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"Stop making out, we have to get to class."
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"He shot himself, but missed."
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"I'm five secconds away from passing out and I'm blaming it on the director."
She made us sing, with full costumes on, when the air was out, in florida heat.
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"I'm five secconds away from passing out and I'm blaming it on the director."
She made us sing, with full costumes on, when the air was out, in florida heat.laughs in marching band
laughs as well in marching band
"He shot himself, but missed."
"He fired again, but then he missed."
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"I'm five secconds away from passing out and I'm blaming it on the director."
She made us sing, with full costumes on, when the air was out, in florida heat.laughs in marching band
laughs as well in marching band
I was in a whole ass peticoat and shit. At least five layers man.
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excellent we don’t care
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