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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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"Being a Shakespeare fan, the phrase 'clownfucker' has a very different meaning."

What does it mean to a Shakespeare fan?

To enjoy Shakespeare?

I meant the clownfucker bit.

OH I misread that
It was a joke about how Shakespeare's clowns aren't like makeup-wearing dancing circus clowns, but just humorous characters.

@Yamatsu

"Being a Shakespeare fan, the phrase 'clownfucker' has a very different meaning."

What does it mean to a Shakespeare fan?

To enjoy Shakespeare?

I meant the clownfucker bit.

OH I misread that
It was a joke about how Shakespeare's clowns aren't like makeup-wearing dancing circus clowns, but just humorous characters.

So anyone from Puck to that one drunk in Macbeth?

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"Being a Shakespeare fan, the phrase 'clownfucker' has a very different meaning."

What does it mean to a Shakespeare fan?

To enjoy Shakespeare?

I meant the clownfucker bit.

OH I misread that
It was a joke about how Shakespeare's clowns aren't like makeup-wearing dancing circus clowns, but just humorous characters.

So anyone from Puck to that one drunk in Macbeth?

I think there's a more rigid definition but I can't remember it rn

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“Wait that’s not water?”
“No.”
“Coffee?”
“No.”
“Apple juice?”
“Then what are you drinking?”
“It’s Ramen.”

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Talking about the Jamestown starvation and what some people did. "Would you eat a dead human for survival?"
"Yeah, sure."

@Yamatsu

Talking about the Jamestown starvation and what some people did. "Would you eat a dead human for survival?"
"Yeah, sure."

Roast'em over a fire, add some salt, and you've got yourself a nutritious and tasty meal!

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Talking about the Jamestown starvation and what some people did. "Would you eat a dead human for survival?"
"Yeah, sure."

Roast'em over a fire, add some salt, and you've got yourself a nutritious and tasty meal!

I actually made that point too-

@MusicElle-is-here

just screaming for like ten seconds for no reason

@MusicElle-is-here

volunteering at an elementary school
all kids, walking in: save the turtles SKSKSKSKS

theinnocentchild

chanting Cult, cult, cult, cult
"Come on guys, let's go demonetize someone!"

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chanting Cult, cult, cult, cult
"Come on guys, let's go demonetize someone!"

Kath Steele voice
Deeeeeeeeeeeemonitized!

theinnocentchild

volunteering at an elementary school
all kids, walking in: save the turtles SKSKSKSKS

When little kids think they're cool

@MusicElle-is-here

“we need more people to join our winnie the pooh cult”

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"Is valve oil a good replacement for water?"

theinnocentchild

"Is the sticker on apples edible?"

theinnocentchild

"..and then he yeeted the scrunchie out the window of our bus!"

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"..and then he yeeted the scrunchie out the window of our bus!"

Sksksksksksk
At least he didn't yote the hydroflask

@bubblegum

"Would you make that treacherous trip on the mayflower, Zaharako? Would you?"
"Yeah sure"
"And why's that?"
"Because I wanna die lol"
-my social studies teacher to me, and my response

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Mood.

@bubblegum

he calls everyone by their last names and it's kinda weird but whatever lmao

theinnocentchild

he calls everyone by their last names and it's kinda weird but whatever lmao

I KNOW THERE'S THIS ONE KID WHO DOES THAT AT MY SCHOOL TOO

@bubblegum

it's the teacher though so it's less weird….except my last name is weirder than everyone else's. so he'll call on my friends like 'swigart, holt, santangelo, roberts, banks' and then he goes to me
"ZAHARAKO"

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Idk I'd say that Swigart is a lot weirder.

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"No bladder for you!"
This was in the same Jamestown talk as my other quote.

@bubblegum

swigart is a scottish last name lmao

theinnocentchild

"When life gives you lemons, die."

"I'm bilingual."
"Oh cool is that like bisexual?"

I just can't oh my gosh

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I think I've posted this one before but
"I'm pescetarian"
"Ooh, what sexuality is that?"

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"Oh shit! A Mac!" The drumline when our BD can't hear them

theinnocentchild

Talking about the Jamestown starvation and what some people did. "Would you eat a dead human for survival?"
"Yeah, sure."

Roast'em over a fire, add some salt, and you've got yourself a nutritious and tasty meal!

I actually made that point too-

"Are you justifying cannibalism?" I heard that in class out of nowhere, but it works in this situation I guess. But I would eat them I mean why waste potential food? You can remember them by eating them and their death would be worth something, right? hahahaha

@hyunjins-eyemole

“Can I get an exact measurement for that?”
“It would fit in a ketchup bottle.”
“That’s brodacious dude!”
A conversation I heard between two seventh grade boys