Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Sit down, have a nice long chat with them over iced tea, and slip poison in their ice beforehand. The longer they take to drink their iced tea, the more poison enters their system. (I got this from a riddle one of my friends told me). This works best outside during the summer

Also did you know that three crushed cherry pits put in a drink is enough to kill two or three fully grown men?

Ohmyfluff how do I even know this like I don't even know where I find this information anymore.

So cherry's are poisonous?

No, just the pits.(Seeds)

What other food items are poisonous?

I'm not exactly sure…..
A lot more than you would think though

Aaaannnndddd I just looked it up…………
I'm scared now……..

Fruit seeds
Rhubarb leaves
Nutmeg
Potatoes
Almonds
Raw Honey
Tomatoes
Tuna
Cassava leaves and roots
Cashews

And that's just ten of them.
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2014/01/31/10-deadly-foods-probably-have-in-your-kitchen.html you might want to read this for more insight.

I eat most of this and Im fine?

No dude literally everything could kill you

Even a spoon?

Hell yes

Even. A. Spoon.
Literally anything can be a weapon if you're desperate enough.
Or throw it hard enough.

Shove the frickin spoon down their throat

How can my eye be a weapon?

Jeez I wonder

Don't remind me.

No, I'm being serious since I'm so dumb.

Your eye could be a weapon against you. You could get an infection that eventually kills, ( I don't know what kind) you get your eye cut out, then die of blood loss, and many more ways! Happy thoughts! (◕ᗜ◕)/ - (◕‿◕) - (◕﹏◕) - (╯ಠᗝಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻

Its amazing how someone hasn't gotten murdered yet.

^smiles innocently^

SCARLET!

If someone swallowed an eyeball the could choke

actually, eyeballs are made of mainly liquid, so it might pop in their throat, which is really disgusting now that I think about it…

I love it

Or you can just pull out the eyeball and play with it in front of the person you pulled the eyeball out of.

And they’d get really sick and disgusted.

Scarlet I love you

:D

Luv you too! •w•

Get in a dual with them and shoot them on seven instead of ten

Nods in full terror.