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Get in a dual with them and shoot them on seven instead of ten
PHILP!
Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)
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Two Ls dear
WHY SLY I didn't need to cry today
SAMEEEE.
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What can I say?
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sings I hope that you burn….
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DEMI
YOU'RE BACK :D
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Not cool dude
Not. Cool.
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Yep!!
Is death by Hamilton possible
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Bring intended victim to the zoo. Go to the petting area, rub animal food all over the victim, then watch as they are smothered by the sheep and goats.
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Want to murder their soul?
Make them work in a fast-food place for a year or two.
Bring intended victim to the zoo. Go to the petting area, rub animal food all over the victim, then watch as they are smothered by the sheep and goats.
And then suffocate them and frame the animals.
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Oh, and make them eat spam.
there is a liquid that people used for torture called perfluorocarbon. you can breathe it, but being pulled out of it is not delightful. people used it as torture. they would put the victim in a dark box and fill it with the liquid. the people don't know what it is, so they believe that they are drowning when they are not. then the torturers would pull them out (i said that it wasn't delightful to be pulled out) if the victim wouldn't tell them the information, then they would be shoved back in to the liquid. after a while they would die from believing that they were drowning, when they were mostly fine.
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I've heard of that stuff. Fascinating. :)
IKR, i know many ways on how to murder and how to cover up murders.
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Leaving behind as little evidence as possible is crucial.
when you wear shoe so big, but weights on so it looks like it was that heavy person, cause if it is a light and big foot print, they will know that it wasnt a big person. also contour the heck out of your face, and deep clean your car then dirty it up again. and buy a ticket and post everywhere and tell as many people about it
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You want some way to disguise your finger prints. I heard that clear nail polish works. You also don't want to leave hair anywhere, so get it under some sort of cap.
Swim caps are easy to find
and they keep you're hair sealed
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Well, we now know where to find the murderers X)
Anyone up for a game of Monopoly?
also wear a wig, contacts, also when you bury the body, not only do you bury it 10 ft under a dead animal, but you drain the liquids and bury it vertical because satellite can pick up 6ft horizontal holes in the earth.
or cut the body up and bury them with different dead animals or burn the body and bury the ashes with a dead animal.
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If too many people bury bodies under dead animals, then it'll become predictable. They'll have their dogs dig further. So perhaps, a booby trap? }:)
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Man, I'm really getting in touch with my evil side. Thanks so much Laffette. X)
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You're welcome.
Wait IDK if someone has said this yet but if you have a syringe full of air, and inject it into the bloodstream, it makes it look as if they died of a heart attack. If you do it carefully, it shouldn't bruise, but just in case, do it somewhere where the examiner won't look (like between their toes)
also I can't remember what short story this is, but I read it my freshman year… this creepy landlady poisons a traveler's tea with something that smells like cinnamon or some other spice? I can't remember the title tho, I wish I could