Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

My sister just stole my Chaos!!!!

wat

She stolee Chaos from mee. My fuzzball!

OHHHHHhhhhhh okay back to murder

What you are doing is wrong
So this won't take too long
Why are you doing this
I shall now be gone with my sis

That just sucked

I got my poodle back yay.
Grabs knife
Back to murder.

How has anyone not been murdered yet?

I tried to murder Sly, does that count?

Nope we're still figuring out how actually

RUBBER NEEDLE DODGEBALLL

YELL HEAH

Nice

WE're all gonna die

AHAHAHHA wait what?

We're playing dodgeball with that.

There ain't no gym here.

We shall make one

Do you seriously want to go homicide?

Homocide? Is that the murder of homophobes?

I think it means to murder people who you're not related to

YEAH LET'S MURDER HOMOPHOBES oh wait that's my whole family….

I was trying to be funny. Yes, i will resort to homicide

Let's do this…grabs steak knives

NO NO NO NO NO STOP

WHAT THEY'RE NOT HERE RIGHT NOW BUDDY I WAS JOKING

Can I join you

Home alone….ah….

Also, steak knives are horrible weaponry.