Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

Yeah someone already said it. :p

oof lol

YES THAT COULD WORK

GENIUS

the story is called the land lady

i read it to, in 6th & 8th grade.

classic murder? like in psych?

YES THAT'S IT THANK YOU

True

STEVE THE CHIPMUNK
STEVE.
STEVE GET BACK HERE

how is steve lifting an anvil

1. Try your best to appear as the opposite gender, or nonbinary.
2. Wait until a person in the community has died, then go and dig up the grave, hide the body in the coffin with them.
3. Wear shoes too big, and take shorter/longer steps then normal.
4. Take a syringe and fill it with air, stick it between their toes or something. This will mimic a heart attack, and you wont even have to follow steps 1-3

walking with a limp will help make your gait even more uneven.
one side of your footprints will make deeper impressions, so they'll look for someone with a limp, but you don't actually have one

uhhhhh well then you're kinda screwed
or make sure you put your non-limping foot down harder to even out the impressions

welp

Just walk really walk like you're running.

Well do you want to be in jail for most of your life or ignore the pain and not get caught?