Ways to creatively murder people (Will not be responsible if someone is actually murdered.)

I HAVE NO CLUE IM SORRY

AHHHHHHH I WAANNA DIEEE

MURDER CHARACTERS NOT EACH OTHER!

DONT DIE

I MIGHT NOT CUZ I WANT PIZZA BUT AFTER I GET IT ILL PROBS DIEEEE

TAKE ME WITH YOU THIS PLACE SUCKS

WE'RE THE ONES MAKING IT SUCK!!!!!

NO I MEANT THE WORLD

EXACTLYYYYYYYYY I'M MAKING THE WORLD SUCKK BY ME DOING WEIRD STUF ON THIS THREAD

GUYS I REALLY WANT TO get back to murder so can you please stop for now?

YASS BYE

Dissect them alive. As torture. No numbing. No sleeping pills. They will feel the full pain of it.

They'd probably either go into shock or die before you could finish, and it would be VERY apparent what happened to the body if it were found- you'd need to dispose of it very carefully.

OP, what are you looking for specifically?

Have you looked up open or unsolved murder cases for research? Those cases may help you come up with something.

Have you looked up open or unsolved murder cases for research? Those cases may help you come up with something.

Unsolved murders have helped me write many an assassination in my book, don't research them on a school computer though……. that would be bad.

Have you looked up open or unsolved murder cases for research? Those cases may help you come up with something.

Unsolved murders have helped me write many an assassination in my book, don't research them on a school computer though……. that would be bad.

You could research them, nobody would mind.

My teacher had a word or two to say about me researching bloody murders that were unsolved.

Have you looked up open or unsolved murder cases for research? Those cases may help you come up with something.

Unsolved murders have helped me write many an assassination in my book, don't research them on a school computer though……. that would be bad.

Eh, I mean- I would just say that it was for a school project or something.

I can't do that in my school. They literally forced me to stop writing my "gruesome and horrifying" poems because they talked out against domestic abuse and other situations that happen to this day. To my face they said, "But you have a good home life, don't you? Your parents don't beat you. They love you dearly" and I just about spat in their faces like No I wasn't writing this for MYSELF IT WAS FOR OTHERS WHO ARE GOING THROUGH A HORRIBLE EVIL IN THEIR LIVES AND YOU THINK I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO STOP AAAAHHHGHGHH

I can't do that in my school. They literally forced me to stop writing my "gruesome and horrifying" poems because they talked out against domestic abuse and other situations that happen to this day. To my face they said, "But you have a good home life, don't you? Your parents don't beat you. They love you dearly" and I just about spat in their faces like No I wasn't writing this for MYSELF IT WAS FOR OTHERS WHO ARE GOING THROUGH A HORRIBLE EVIL IN THEIR LIVES AND YOU THINK I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO STOP AAAAHHHGHGHH

True my teacher wouldn't let me write a poem about assassination but the symbolism in it was the silence that ends up killing so many when they can't and or don't feel safe to speek up. It's like they don't want us to have original creative ideas unless they fit there creative Ideas, any who back to murder

Yes please back to murder. Just had to rant lol

Drowning people and leaving them in said water can make it look like they just drowned, just drop them off a water fall.

Cutting pool wires during the daytime, and inviting everyone to a pool party that night anonymously. When the lights turn on and the sky gets dark…

DEATH BY CUTENESS

• aka someone sees something so cute they get excited and have a heart attack and die

(Happened to me and I am now a ghost)

*sees gay couple holding puppies in a field of wildflowers *
AHH SO CUTE OH MY—
*dies *

yup

But also, the better question: How to hide the body?

Burn it
Then bury the ashes with a dead animal

Throw it in the middle of the ocean. The water will wash off the fingerprints and nobody will find it for quite a while.