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@Knight-Shives group

"I don't like to take drugs often. But when I do, there is something wrong."

@mementomorii_

"Cracking a cold guinea pig open with the boys"

W h a t

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Cracking a cold guinea pig open with the boys"

W h a t

…Even with context it doesn't make much sense but that's the top comment from this video ^

@Fenrir

Ah I've seen it! Yeah not much sense

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"aRE YOU BEING A TOILENORT?"

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@Knight-Shives group

"What weirdo just subjected themselves to following this account?"

@Fenrir

Guy on radio- to anyone celebrating a birthday today we have an interesting fact for ya.
Other person - ooh what?
Guy on radio - you share a birthday with a celebrity.
Other person - who?!
Guy on radio - o.j Simpson
Other person -complete and utter silence…

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Look at all the eyeballs!"
"Don't…"
"No seriously, look at all the black spots on the ends of these things"
"I like to call it pepper"
"Oh yeah, well then look at the pepper! Look at the perfectly placed pepper on each one of these BABY EELS"

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My friend: So I ate five pieces of chicken and then I came-
My other friend: Kinky!
Me: You know that's not what they meant.
My other friend: Buuut you were thinking it too, weren't you?
Me: ….
Me: Maybe a little….
My friend: I hate you both.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Spider nipple, that'd be a good superhero!"

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"Les poissons. Les poissons. Hee hee hee. Hon hon hon."

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"I pulled something in my leg from kneeling to King Henry."

@Fenrir

"Les poissons. Les poissons. Hee hee hee. Hon hon hon."

That From the little mirmaid?

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Yep. Now imagine a baritone saying that in a deadpan voice

@Fenrir

Creepy as all hell…

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

"You're trash and trash should stay in the trash, trash."
"Wow, that got really aggressive really fast."

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@Starfast group

"Hey! Stop eating the garden!"

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@Pickles group

"Is that…toast?"
"No, it's the ten commandments"
"Huh? Oooh"

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@Mojack group

“I’m going to scream either way if he makes it or falls”

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@Pickles group

"Everyone likes to run in polyester and parachute pants"

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@Mojack group

“He’s literally soup on the ground”
“Tomato soup”

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@Starfast group

"Oh yeah, the ones with the uh… the… the uh… the face dongles!"

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@Pickles group

"Heck it's tails why I wanna know!!"

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@Pickles group

"Cats are kind of like kids."
"How so?"
"If you stick your foot in front of their face, they might lick it."
"NO!"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Have you swallowed yet?! It's AMAZING after you swallow it! It's like a whale has washed up and someone as a prank stuck your open mouth in its cavity. Then the whale goes BOOM! It's like the juices that come out of that whale."

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@Pickles group

singing "ripping it out and putting another one in!"

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@Knight-Shives group

"it only counts if it screams at you." Also
"That is a superior one"

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"coVER THE BUNNY'S EYES!!"

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"My sleep paralysis demon"

@Yamatsu

“I’m going to climb that.”