group
"See, when I hear ABO, I always just think of blood types."
group
Guy 1- “Hey… I miss you.”
Guy 2-“Come here and give me a kiss.”
Teacher- “No kissing during COVID”
Guy 2- “It’s ok I have socks on.”
Guy 3- “See it’s all fine.”
Guy 2-“Actually I got two pairs of socks on because they have holes.”
Guy 3- “So you could have two guys.”
ac_unit
"So when I say follow my example, don't."
"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"
Nice.
group
"It was a dark and scary night. The children sat around the campfire as the old man told them a story: It was a dark and scary night. The children-"
Nice.
This was my history teacher.
Yes, the same one that said "It can't be that illegal" while sneaking an entire class into a cemetary through a hole in the fence.
Memento Mori
group
Who took the pictures!?
public
"Question 1: Do you have blood?"
"Yes"
"Question 2: Now how can we fix that?"
We stan the history teacher.
ac_unit
"She looks like she's being kidnapped."
group
"Let's go cook up some bone marrow"
public
"Fine, I'll take the white supremacy chocolate then."
ac_unit
"Aw yeah, prepare to show off those legs."
ac_unit
"Why is drawing a triangle suddenly the hardest thing I've ever had to do?"
ac_unit
"If I had a gun I would've shot you by now."
"Luck of the sea, very useful in the desert."
"First day, i see bird, where?"
"I killed you with your dead brother!"
digs dirt with bone
"Ah! It's a child! Ew!"
(This is from @SpookyJim's current stream)
“we must resort to cannibalism to fulfill the kid’s destiny”
“freeze the eyeballs. they make good snacks”
"I call it 'Happy Little Tree: The Agony of Bob Ross.'"
group
"I can't cook. I burned kool-aid once."
public
"I think they might've been trying to build a home inside of the dog."
"yo let's pray to our lord that things don't go wrong tomorrow-"
"okay,,, -starts praying- dear god, please let the world rejoi-"
"-also starts praying- oi nagito where we droppin i need to talk to you abt what's been going down here-"
"-sits up- are,,,, are you okay???"
"-falls backwards onto the ground- no, and i don't think I'll ever be"
group
"Trump and Biden but make it sapphic-"
Donna Trump and Joanne Biden
"Luck of the sea, very useful in the desert."
"First day, i see bird, where?"
"I killed you with your dead brother!"
digs dirt with bone
"Ah! It's a child! Ew!"(This is from @SpookyJim's current stream)
ah yes
this is good
this makes me do the chuckle
