Out of Context

"I have 800 followers."
"Followers social media-wise, stalker-wise or cult-wise? It's a very important distinction."

(what a page starter)

(Linda Monroe vibes)

"Good job on not being fucking cutie pies."

"The only two fucking Asians in the band-"

"The inflatable pool duck revolution is upon us!"

"wanna watch tv?"
"no"
"how about we watch rupaul's drag race?"
"okay FINE"

"It really wants to be A Whole New World but ends up sounding like something from Cats"

"What am I reading? Beach Read. Which is ironic because this is not a beach and I cannot read."

"What am I reading? Beach Read. Which is ironic because this is not a beach and I cannot read."

I can't place why but this has Lemony Snicket vibes.

"What am I reading? Beach Read. Which is ironic because this is not a beach and I cannot read."

I can't place why but this has Lemony Snicket vibes.

This is the highest compliment I've ever received

"-drawing something-"
"is that,,, is that,,,,, uHhhH is that-"
"it's le-"
"SHUT UP I'm trying to THINK u frickin maggot"
"o-okay"

"Let's go behind the tree and touch each other."

"I can't stop saying 'flip-a-dip-dip,' the Dippy Fresh is invading!"

"This is what I look like as a bottom."
"The toilet's topping."
"S-stop that, Toilet-senpai!"

"Now I'm crying from depression and feels!"

"What's something vaguely humanoid that I can drop-kick?"

"But why George Washington?"
"Because he's George Washington."
"He wasn't George Washington quite yet."
"He was George Washington, but he wasn't George Washington."

"chisa"
"wat u want"
"chisa"
"WOT"
"C H I S A"
"W O T"
"hi"
"shut the fuck up"
"k"

"I didn't even KNOW about my 'lesbian half' until like a month ago, so I don't think it's me."

"Do you think a girl would think I look cool in this jumpsuit?"
"Some things even I can't fix."

"No! He doesn't like being licked!"

"Some of them are just ho-ho-hoing."

"The forbidden love between Heatmiser and Coldmiser-"