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@The-N-U-T-Cracker October 06, 2020

“Jeff Bezos, I’m coming for you, I’m coming for you in my big sexy devil outfit”

@Pickles October 07, 2020

"Dunno, it just seems homophobic that we're experiencing a pandemic before our first kiss."

"Oh yeah? Who are you gonna make out with?"

@SpookyJim October 07, 2020

"Dunno, it just seems homophobic that we're experiencing a pandemic before our first kiss."

"Oh yeah? Who are you gonna make out with?"

_covid-

@nebula__ October 07, 2020

"wait a second wait a SECOND"
"what"
"yeehaw cowboy"
"-dies inside-"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town October 08, 2020

"What did you guys do with Miss Smart? Did you murder her?"
"Yep."
"Well I hope you hid the body well. Buried it or something."
"Eh, it's just in the closet."

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers October 08, 2020

"We all rolled the dice when we got plucked from the void to be put inside of our meat prisons"

"Bad poo poo ass butts"

@saor_illust October 09, 2020

Spoiler - click to show.

@Pickles October 09, 2020

"Fire drill, half of us stay inside and burn."
"I'll stay!"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks October 09, 2020

"I couldn't possibly hate you, [X]!"
"You absolutely could, ask my wife and kids."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker October 09, 2020

“It says it’s made of faux, which is a really fancy French transgender fox, and it swivels both ways like we all did in college”

@Pickles October 10, 2020

"The actual game of football is very homoerotic."

"Internalize your homophobia like the rest of us!"

"Bedmas"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL October 10, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"The actual game of football is very homoerotic."

"What's better than this, guys bein' dudes!"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town October 10, 2020

"Remember to keep your social distance as you evacuate!"
"If this building's on fire, I'll trample as many children as I want."

@Pickles October 10, 2020

"I can't believe he heard me slap [redacted] ass but didn't see it. He was like 'I heard a pop' and it was [redacted]'s ass."
"Why did it POP?"
"Because it was hard! …… I meant I slapped it hard! Not…. He does have a hard ass."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker October 10, 2020

“gRAB THAT CHICKY BY THE BREAST”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker October 10, 2020

“You’ve seen sharknado? Well now it’s time for HURRICANE B E A R S”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker October 10, 2020

“See beautiful, life action, X-rated footage featuring the Russian and American presidents in ‘Where are you Putin it?’ A new hit series only on the History Channel!”

@Pickles October 10, 2020

"I'm not heterophobic, I just think all straight people have cooties."

@Althalosian-is-the-father October 10, 2020

“You have nipples too, dumbass!”

@Althalosian-is-the-father October 10, 2020

"Listen, I find my serotonin where I can!"

oh shit same

Same.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town October 10, 2020

"We'll never forget you. Because we're gonna kidnap you."

@Pickles October 11, 2020

"Unlike you, I don't have a kink for being made fun of, so-"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town October 12, 2020

"I will crush Twilight Sparkle alive!!"

@Mojack October 12, 2020

“no ghost can resist the temptation of poop rp”

@Pickles October 12, 2020

"I just… I just want her to like women."

"Her style is like 'straight girl chic' and yours is like 'tragic straight boy' and this one thing happened to overlap, you don't have the same style."