"Ah yes, I must participate in C a P i T a L i S m~"
^ me, when putting villagers in pits
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"if you brush your teeth you're gay"
"i brought water into this world and i apologize for it"
"i'm making a whole lot of torches and a whole lot of sense but the liberal media don't wanna hear it."
"hi i'm kill bill! down down down"
"i pinched some of your ass hairs and i'm gonna make a bed out of it."
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"Why does he have knees? He doesn't need knees! He's wearing a kimono!"
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"Can I touch your bones?"
"I mean, that's one way to get a pointed chin."
"He's my date to prom- and a warning to anyone else who'll try to turn me down."
"'Oh, touching their shoulder is too intimate' says the woman holds hands with them."
"I swear I didn't mean to break his jaw!!"
group
"Stop lap dancing for the skeleton!!"
"No!! Don't slut-shame me Karen!"
school
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"My great-grandmother's name was Edith. My brontosaurus is named after her."
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"How old's your dog?"
"Forty."
"Years?!"
"Hours."
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"Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up"
"suck my suck you fucking cuck!"
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"Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up"
mf doom be like
"Haha, coconut go bonk"
"What's your thoughts on Korea?"
(this one's obscure, points to people who recognize it)
"Ah yes, my favorite flavor: Beyonce"
"…if you're watching this, i'm sorry. i peed in the brita filter again"
(is it just me or am i seeing a reference here-)
(Yeah so I had just finished the playthrough of DR2 the day prior to this and I told my friends that I really liked Hajime so they asked me that question to tease me and I didn't know the answer because I always mistake octagons for hexagons like a dumbass)
(is it just me or am i seeing a reference here-)
(Yeah so I had just finished the playthrough of DR2 the day prior to this and I told my friends that I really liked Hajime so they asked me that question to tease me and
I didn't know the answer because I always mistake octagons for hexagons like a dumbass)
(i knew it-)
(but i think the only reason i got that reference is because i had to rewatch that part a few times because i was just like "hajime can't be this much of a dumbass, right?")
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@evastardust
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"Failed No Nut November, lads."
"You what?"
"Yeah I had a Reese's the other day."
[dramatic sigh] "personally, i'm disappointed. i'm still here and you're all still here…nobody died."
"grab a partner and slow dance to…'i squeezed out the baby but i have no idea who the father is'!"
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(It be like that sometimes-)