If you got a problem, eat it.
Do I need to stab the bald man's head with a fork this time around
Out of Context
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“It looked a bit nicer than the picture of the dying crow I had there earlier. What can I say?”
gay rights stored in the naruto
"Hey, hey. We're all over 18 because of the will of the universe."
"Her expression was telling me that if this was America and she sued me, she would have won."
Fine, I'm going to eat that cat. Five cats for five Deutschemarks at Arby's!
We acted unbothered but we cry ourselves to sleep. PERIODT
"Californication is about some affable fuck-up of a writer driving his vintage Porsche and having a lot of sex and suddenly a novel comes out."
"Oh, if only we could all do that."
"What if you're asexual?"
"I dunno, go to a dinosaur museum or something?"
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Would you kindly stop bullying my children
A pulp of human flesh will never look cute in my eyes no matter how hard you try, Emma…
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"God's gender is salad."
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I am not a happy ache, the ache insisted, making him rethink.
absolutely hated it when oikawa just up and killed the entire karasuno team with his super triple homo spin serve
"The person I just chased off with the verbal equivalent of a nuclear bomb used to be my friend"
Going through danbooru and tagging all the nurse and doctor hentai as medical malpractice
"The person I just chased off with the verbal equivalent of a nuclear bomb used to be my friend"
Mood. Sad tho
The Cheeseman is a very important being. He gives you umbrellas and car keys(without the car, of course).
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@evastardust
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"But like, if you gave an onion ring to some Medieval King, don't you think he'd like, lose his shit?"
Let's test this theory
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gay as two short gays
Jesus is not the same as Caesar.
(Not with that Attitude he yain’t)
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“I’m going to be a monkey when I grow up” - a three year old at the preschool
"Now that you've seen my body, there's no escape. Take responsibility robo."
Both of you stop before I throw BOTH of your asses into the fucking ocean!
"A single person produces more meat than I expected"
"It… it would be an honor to be killed by your cooking, Mistress Rumi!"
"My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in!"
"Move and I'll irradiate you with this feeble infrared light!"
"Don't be silly. Porn holds more value than art."
"Boxers, their job is to punch people."
Come on Helga, I'm sure your parents didn't leave you. They're probably just dead