'HETERONORMATIVITY OFF'
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Seen yesterday is the Michelin Man
You’ve yee’d your last haw
'HETERONORMATIVITY OFF'
Yes
we will break through the earth, all of my dogs will die
I see. God struck him down for being a weeb.
"How many cocaines did you do?"
"Well I took seven tests and they all came back positive so st least seven."
Clinical proof that giving your boyfriend a sponge bath will allow him to regrow the limbs you cut off in your yandere madness.
I created this tag for the good of everyone.
"So this mother fucker costumer wants a fuckin' beer, right?"
"Don't think about that right now, goddammit! If she needs legs, we'll lend her ours!"
"I'm a walking microwave oven of love, papa!"
sometimes i remember that mike (the gay cat) was literally a victim of a hate crime
"we arent bondig over myfucking macroni puke, like this itsnt a 'moment' were having"
You better watch your back when you walk the streets at night, you… cunting galge protag!
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"I was only trying to kill you! That's all, I swear!"
"Come with me. I have 7,098 different types of drugs I want to test."
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"Come with me. I have 7,098 different types of drugs I want to test."
I officially love this one lol
Sawamura Tsukasa, I hereby forbid you from breathing within these premises.
That isn't a technique. That’s a disgrace, and you should feel bad for still having it on your skill bar
"I love smuggling, smuggling's great! It's like a vacation that someone else pays for!"
"Oh, please don't make that face like a long-dead boyfriend was really alive but turned out to be a blood-related younger brother."
"What's responsibility? Does it taste good?"
"Oh, please don't make that face like a long-dead boyfriend was really alive but turned out to be a blood-related younger brother."
"What's responsibility? Does it taste good?"
Okay, one, I'm stealing that first quote. Two, I want them as my friend
"Raika-san, saying "Manko" is shameless! Add an 'O' atleast."
"Uuu… My student scolded me."
Maybe his birth certificate says he’s machine washable
I came to bully you!
My friend and I are fake engaged and she won't pick if she wants to fake elope or have a fake long engagement
"What is this thing? A bounce thing?"
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My friend and I are fake engaged and she won't pick if she wants to fake elope or have a fake long engagement
Ooh more to the story lol
How dare you accuse me of making a multilevel marketing OC
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"I laugh, you die, Then I have to scrape your body off the tracks with a shovel."
"Yeah, that's it! Cocaine addiction!"
No one cares about your dumb comment fetish
My self esteem: furgeson