Out of Context
Why does he thinks boobs are evil
Thanks, but I don't speak math
can already tell from his face that he bullies children as a pastime or sth
idc if she’s dead she’s a milf
Tetris can settle any dispute
Please stop doing tiktoks and fix our limbs
No thanks, I like skin cancer. Obviously.
(I know the entire point of this is to not provide context but I feel like context makes this funnier. This is from my older brother complaining about not wanting to wear sunscreen. And he calls me dramatic)
(he sounds like my younger brother)
(Yes except this child is almost 21 and in the military. God help us all)
(huh. the child over here is 11-going-on-12. there must be some sort of hive-mind out there)
(God I hope not)
(that is actually a terrifying idea)
(are you in the states)
(Much to my own misfortune)
(applauds Beautiful answer)
(but that means there might be a hive-mind 'cause me and the small ankle-biter are in Canada…)
"Bwahaha! I'll just ward them off with my secret technique: Friendly Greeting!"
"So I figured I'd go to a school that was more low-key. That way, whenever big stuff happened, I could grab the spotlight and become a main heroine."
"I couldn't abandon the threat to my precious eroge standing right before my eyes…!"
"Don't put me in the same category as that virgin! I wouldn't want to catch his virginity!"
"Bwahaha! I'll just ward them off with my secret technique: Friendly Greeting!"
Free guy reference?
"Bwahaha! I'll just ward them off with my secret technique: Friendly Greeting!"
Free guy reference?
No it's from a visual novel: Island
I get it now… The sun is looking for a fight
If I die I die but I'd like a heads up
Neat, My brain auto-translates
Of course I'm straight, I just hate women
"Wait, does this mean waifus can pop out of monitors now!?"
The real question is who are the 1% of butlers who aren't named Sebastian and why are they not captured yet?
"Y, you… Don't create such a painful event in the morning, you sister-character!"
"I hated her ! Whooo !! Wanted to murder it !! Whooo !!"
Now that young master's gone, I don't even know what to think
"What kind of accident causes you to continue touching both our breasts at the same time for exactly sixty-seven seconds?"
Haha footless dumbasses
I take pride in my status as a super nice guy with the respect of the community.
"After you passed out, Lady Marisa was bent on waking you with a stun gun. I had a heck of a time to talk her out of it."
We don't use the word "girl" in the house
The quiet sheep
The guy with the face