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@evastardust RRAAAARRL June 01, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Attack of the Revenge of the Phantom Sith Clone Menace)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks June 01, 2020

(A New Attack of The Revenge of the Sith Clone Menace)

@Yamatsu June 01, 2020

(A New Empire Strikes Back at the Hope of The Return of the Jedi)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks June 01, 2020

(That one actually makes sense)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL June 01, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(The Phantom Clone Awakens, the Solo Rogue's Revenge, and the Return of the Rise of the Last Hope Strikes)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 01, 2020

extremely deep growly voice
"aAaAaAaHh~ drinking ASS"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker June 01, 2020

"And today we're gonna watch Passion Of The Christ cause I know you love seeing grown men getting nailed-"

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 01, 2020

(That movie is rough. Great though.)

@Pickles June 01, 2020

(it scared Little Pickles when we watched it at church on good friday. I think that's when it was. I sat on the ground under my sweatshirt and listened to an audiobook on full blast)

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 01, 2020

(Valid.)

@Anemone June 01, 2020

"I pop my collar 'cause I'm Zach."

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e June 01, 2020

"I didn't realize the bag was open even though I opened it."

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e June 01, 2020

"I'm not flabby–I'm floppy. No." (pause) "I'm not flabby–I'm firm."

@Pickles June 02, 2020

"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL June 02, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."

Sounds like Shakespeare

@Pickles June 02, 2020

"Holy shit things are getting spicy"

@Pickles June 02, 2020

"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."

Sounds like Shakespeare

It was Eureka

@evastardust RRAAAARRL June 02, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."

Sounds like Shakespeare

It was Eureka

Sounds like a Shakespearean comedy.

@Yamatsu June 02, 2020

"Look, let's be real, wearing slick, black, gold-trimmed Allarus Terminator armor can be just as erogenous as wearing nothing at all."

@Anemone June 02, 2020

"If you don't wear Crocs and sandals, don't fucking talk to me."

@Anemone June 02, 2020

"Person A is a sweetheart… Person B is mentally diabetic."

@RedTheLoveless June 02, 2020

"I'm not a young spring chicken anymore. I'm more like a late summer rooster."

@The-Magician June 02, 2020

“I can hear your skin”
—– @Rhindrox

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e June 02, 2020

"AXE Deodorant–the symbol for the cult of every 12-year-old boy named Kyle"

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e June 02, 2020

"There's a lot of different ways to die from the same kaboom."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks June 02, 2020

"…And makes Jibjab videos featuring all of his teachers as elves."

"Not all cars have ejector seats, but…"

@Anemone June 02, 2020

"I will have you know that I do have a power tool in my pants."

@Anemone June 02, 2020

"I'm going to name my ass Temptation."

"Well, it is hard for me to resist temptation."

@Althalosian-is-the-father June 02, 2020

"AXE Deodorant–the symbol for the cult of every 12-year-old boy named Kyle"

It's what they use when they run out of rocks.

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry June 02, 2020

"I am a dying chicken"

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