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Out of Context
"Horses. Presidents?"
There's a horse. In the White House.
"I'M BEING… Matriotic???"
*singing * "Hand sanitizer, hand sanitizer, hand saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanitizer"
"You wanna smoke some grass, you call Heapass."
"You…you wanna–eat some ass, you call Heapass"
(intense laughter)
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"They be gentrifying dumpster diving."
"You can go deepthroat your words like you do everything else."
goddamn
(Yeah. But as the person that was directed to, it's all Grucci.)
(Ah. Understood. I suppose it would have to be directed to someone who knew you were joking, because that would otherwise be ruled in a court of law as a 1st-degree word-shivving.)
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"There's a nondescript bottle in our juice cabinet labeled "party hard" and it's only moderately concerning."
"We clearly have different definitions of 'moderate'."
“if sex is so great then why isn’t there a sex 2?”
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“if sex is so great then why isn’t there a sex 2?”
Sexual Intercourse 2: Electric Boogaloo
“if sex is so great then why isn’t there a sex 2?”
Sexual Intercourse 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rated R
Which means I would have to hang out with a friend in a trench coat to go see it
“You can put anything on a salad if you’re desperate enough”
“Anything?”
“Anything.”
(silently unzips pencil case full of ice cream)
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(dressing is gross)
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(When I worked at a buffet I saw people mix salad dressing with cottage cheese)
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(Undressing is better.~~)
(absolutely the fuck not–)
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(When I worked at a buffet I saw people mix salad dressing with cottage cheese)
(Kill them all)
(dressing is what makes the salad taste good. without it’s just cronchy bitter leaf flakes)
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(then y'all be eating the wrong type of salad)
(this shit right here)
(is the best fucking thing on this planet)
(I've literally eaten entire bags of this after xc meets and stuff)
(it's so good)