(I– that made me spit out my drink. I want context.)
(the context isn’t as great, just a comment on some woman’s emotional post about how she finally got her dream car after years of notoriously scamming people for their money or something like that. i just wanted to save it for further use cause it made me laugh)
"What's the deal with strip club food?"
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"Pranking my Stepbro (GONE SEXUAL)."
(this sounds like a mix between a porno and a very weird youtube video you find on a strange channel that somehow has 1.3k subscribers)
Said in the deepest voice a six-year-old can manage: "SALES PITCH"
"What's that song that goes, like… 'You don't know what you got til it's gone?'"
"Sweet Caroline?"
group
"Well, obviously I tried to kidnap you because I'm sick of spending my nights alone. Duh."
"sorry, i can't make it. i swallowed a newt."
"I'm gonna give your antenna a good s u c c now!"
"Get out of my shoe and come here and cuddle."
Me to my cats
group
“Fireman Sam is a Chad”
"Oh Francis, I dropped my monster arrow that I use for my MAGNUM LONGBOW."
"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other. Probably."
"Will you stop being a bag of ass for one second?"
"OHHH GRANDMA! OH GRANDMA PLEASE NO!"
"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other. Probably."
I quote this on a regular basis.
"You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other. Probably."
I quote this on a regular basis.
ah, i see you're a man of culture as well
group
"This is some spicy shit to brush my teeth to."
group
"This is some spicy shit to brush my teeth to."
"Spill that ground juice"
"chat that mother fucking dick slappin hump havin chin smacking chai bitch"
"yummy delicious beats"
group
"You Rick Astley simp!"
"What are you, some kinda toesucker?"
Yes these are referring to the same person
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