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Salad is frickin awesome. And my fingers kept typing salsa. Which is valid.
"I am Adorable, and I like fudge."
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Salad is frickin awesome.
And my fingers kept typing salsa. Which is valid.
Salads and salsa slap.
(then y'all be eating the wrong type of salad)
(this shit right here)
(is the best fucking thing on this planet)
(I've literally eaten entire bags of this after xc meets and stuff)
(it's so good)
(can confirm, tastes great with some chopped fresh tomato, bit of cheese, and ranch. good stuff)
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(Cheddar is the only acceptable shredded cheese to have with salad)
(Hmm. What about pepper jack?)
(cheddar, feta, parmesan, garden blend, they’re all yum. just gotta pair it with the right stuff)
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(Pepper jack is good on southwestern salads)
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(We ran out of parmesan today and my mom said, and I quote:)
("No, no! That's sad!")
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(that's new)
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(Haha you can't escape my fast fingers <3)
“When you think about it, snorlax is really just one big bulgey wulgey >w>”
"HOLY SHIT MACHAMP HIT THE DOUBLE DAB"
“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
"When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let him pee"
"Back off, jack off, regroup."
“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
You're pronouncing "Order of the Phoenix" wrong.
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“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
You're pronouncing "Order of the Phoenix" wrong.
Yeah basically
“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
You're pronouncing "Order of the Phoenix" wrong.
leMME TELL YOU I DAMN NEAR BUST OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT -
bows I aim to serve.
"I've decided not to kill myself because I don't wanna give my locals that kind of clout. 'I kNeW hiM' no you fucking didn't"
This oddly reminds me of Tom Sawyer.
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“I want him to set fire to things and become the cancer of the town!”