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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

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pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Christmas happened, like, five years ago."
group
@CaseyJ group

Not a quote, just a thought I had today that is making me question my life.

"this smells like flavorless soap"

language

“He’s like the chihuahua of Klingons”
For reference: https://ibb.co/tbFmvLb

(Oops I exclusively post quotes from watching Star Trek. Oh well, I’ll find a fellow nerd someday)

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Help! My mother's been possessed by a nice lady!"
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "I think you deserve one concave kneecap."
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Innocent people don't have hair like that!"
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Don't blink at me like that."
public
@the-void-galactic public

“[classmate name], where is the rest of your zesty crew?” - bio teacher

“They’re flirting!” - male child
“…And you’re jealous?” - bio teacher

“Just act like a bacteria.” - Carl
“How do you act like a bacteria?” - me
“Kill people.” - classmate

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "But then three vampires show up and stomp all over his sandcastle."
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Is that the sad violin from SpongeBob?!"
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "It's like the slam poetry version of a good song!"
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Do you have an Edgar Allen Poe mug? Because you sound like someone who'd have an Edgar Allen Poe mug."
public
@the-void-galactic public

(He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family 😔)

language

(I read that in the uwu speak voice)

language

(spawe him dis wife fwom dis mowonstwosity)

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets

(banging pots and pans SOMEONE ELSE POST QUOTES SOMEONE ELSE POST QUOTES SOMEON)

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Deleted user

Quick, makes words with your face!

drive_eta

"I will throw my cat at your window if I need to" "HA! sucks for you I don't have a window!" "wait… your homeless?"

book
@IcarusFightsTheSun book

"that's why i have this." pulls out a knife "what are you gonna do with that?!?" "don't you know what they said about bringing a knife to a gun fight?" "THAT IT'S BAD??" "oh bloody hell, is that what it means?!"

drive_eta

"GUYS ITS TIME FOR COACH GAINES TO GET HIS TACO BELL!!" "you plan on sharing?" "Nope."

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "You haven't lived until you've tried flaming hot cool ranch and chocolate chips. It's like a forbidden flavor or something."
    "Saying stuff like that should lower your credit score."
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Is it bad game design? Yes. But is it funny? No."
group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"no. you cannot eat the dna strand. CLOVER*!"

*this is my online name, what was said was my irl/dead name

language

"We can't have anything over 13 inches"

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Clip you cat's nails! I can hear her tapping around in high heels!"
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "This song sounds like it was drawn by a toddler."
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "What the heck is a 12st place? Twerst?"
@PastelTart

"If you don't go, then you at least need to go outside and get some sun. That's where you get Vitamin D."
"Can't you get it from oranges?"
cue laughter "That's Vitamin C!"
"…Oh."

language

"Want new bones? Build new bones!" - a medication commercial

public
@the-void-galactic public

(Damn if I knew it was that easy I would have built myself new kneecaps already)