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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

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“Garfield movie 2024” - one of my uquiz free text answers

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“Did you eat ALL the Reese’s Penis?”
“What did you say??”
“Oh no.” starts laughing uncontrollably

A conversation I watched go down between my friend and her husband.

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  • "He's wearing a flesh bikini!"
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"I wish i could read :(" -rando in my honors English 9 class.

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  • "When life gives you oranges, buy lemonade from the corner store."
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  • "There's no way Wario is vegan."
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  • "…even though these two are about as stealthy as a garbage truck setting off fireworks."
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(While watching Star Trek DS9)

Mom- “I don’t know how people can just eat. . . Bugs. . .”
Me- “Before you try the bugs you should try a plate of ✨Gagh!✨“
Mom- “Wh- what?”
Dad- “Worms.”
Me- “Klingon worms.”

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@IcarusFightsTheSun book

"walter… hey!… WALTER, DON'T BITE THE ROUTER!"

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"Not eveything women do is so you have sex with them!" "Awwwww" Me&my little brother, 2023

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"the Baudelaire fortune." "the Baudelaire fortune? it's small potatoes." "no.. im pretty sure it's money." "i thought we taught you to think big." "uh, yes. a big pile of money."

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  • "What do you mean I can't dismember my neighbor when I'm upset? What about free speech?"
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Brother-in-law: “What are you looking at”
Me: “Pose references” Shows pose references from Pinterest
Brother-in-law: “Oh look at that. A very. . . curvy. . . merman.”

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(👁👁)

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(Kinda gay if you ask me /j)

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  • "It's like listening to an angel… getting hit by a dump truck."
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@IcarusFightsTheSun book

"thank you for the bee." "you're welcome, it's coming for the mango." "no. my mango."

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  • "How do you fall asleep in the shower?!"
    "I sat down and-"
    "YOU SAT DOWN IN THE SHOWER?"
    "What's wrong with that?"
    "You don't think gym showers are gross?"
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“Nope, looks like a bad 2000s mugshot for petty theft of an used Toyota Corolla“ - a uquiz answer

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(I know who wrote that one 😂)

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(That was one of my favorite responses to that picture tbh, most of the ppl taking that quiz straight up bullied me for the crunchy pic ☠️)

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(I had two options, either I roast you for it, or I turn it into a comedy routine. So I did both.)

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(Slay bestie)

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“Nope, looks like a bad 2000s mugshot for petty theft of an used Toyota Corolla“ - a uquiz answer

. . . Was it Mind

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(Yep)

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(It’s accurate)

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(Mimb is a thief canon)

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  • "There's nothing sketchy about a witch doctor who looks like Waluigi."

  • "Got your house pictures from Google Earth for free."

  • "Your sideburns are like Wolverine's."

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  • "There's nothing sketchy about a witch doctor who looks like Waluigi."

  • "Got your house pictures from Google Earth for free."

  • "Your sideburns are like Wolverine's."

(we love thadudette disney litterals :D)

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@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "There's nothing sketchy about a witch doctor who looks like Waluigi."

  • "Got your house pictures from Google Earth for free."

  • "Your sideburns are like Wolverine's."

(we love thadudette disney litterals :D)

(YES)