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“Why is everything you say slightly gay”
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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“Why is everything you say slightly gay”
me. just me.
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"my sister is tall and my mom keeps joking that she's gonna be bulletproof in 9th grade" my friend
"that's not something to joke about in America" random kid in the hallway
"You're blocking the only route to Bagel Town"
"It's never too late to become deaf and blind."
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"TIME TO MURDER BABIES"
"You really need to stop saying that around the pregnant girl."
"Oh, oka- YOU'RE PREGNANT?!"
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I just remember this…
GIVE ME A PIECE OF YOUR BRAIN (a random guy on english class, people called him "pee boy" btw)
Ok, you´re laughing, this is definitely the end of the world (my best friend after I laugh in class)
“I don’t actually take notes in math class, I just try and retain the information and hope for the best.”
AAAAH MOOD
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"According to Google, human meat tastes like pork."
Other kid: {Lunges on friend} C'MERE BOYYYYYY
Kid in my science class: don’t do drugs, make them!
Also a kid in my math class was wearing another kid’s pants and almost got stuck in them.
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“Do you see a lot of kangaroos in Texas?”
“That’s literally on the other side of the map.”
friend telling me about our reading test
Me: I’m gonna fail
Friend: Positive attitude
Me: smiling, thumbs up, and happy peppy voice I’m gonna fail!
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we can hear classmate coming from the classroom
Teacher: You don’t have to enter with a bang
Classmate: I didn’t enter with a bang, it was only a meteor shower
My friend in science class held a die and said, “do you wanna die?”
MY SCIENCE TEACHER JUST MADE A JOE MAMA JOKE
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high fives
“You just got the flu.”
“Too late, she already has a throat infection”
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"You look like a poptart"
My response: "And you look like an all fs student, oh wait, you are."
My friend just admitted she puts the milk first instead of cereal just to annoy people
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"What's a misogynist?"
"Someone that gives massages."
“Aww [my name] looks so sad. Do you need a pen?” waves pen in front of me
i heard a senior say "wanna watch me put my dick in my dog"
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"Yes, we stan STDs."
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"Is there weed at this party?!""
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Gets an email from friend saying she is hungry
Bolts up, already grabbing food
"Gotta git, I need to feed the girls!"
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"I have nothing left to lose except for my elbows."
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is singing carol of the bells and starts coughing really hard "sorry had a fungal dwarf in my throat"