Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
"its not gay if we pray for forgiveness after" me joking
"there's no praying this gay away" my future gf
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
(I'M A GIRAFFE!)
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
(I'M A GIRAFFE!)
(I'M A PICKLES! lol)
(I'M GOIN' TO JAIL!!)
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
(I'M A GIRAFFE!)
(I'M A PICKLES! lol)
(I'M GOIN' TO JAIL!!)
(IM GAY)
"She's my sister and my cousin."
Lifts up someone else's hand.
"That's PDA."
Immediately drops hand.
group
Singing offkey
"If you like pina colada~"
"I actually love them."
"You're?? Sixteen??"
"Gamers, no nut november is destroying my life, I don't know how much longer I can go on"
"Tom if you fail no nut november, I'll have to take you out of our discord server which means we can't raid Vrchat together anymore"
"Dude no!"
(I guess they use the discord server to let each other know they're getting on)
My friend does this thing where she says "whatever floats your boat" but she purposely screws up
my favorites include:
"whatever boats ur float"
whatever bloats ur goat"
whatever boats ur boat"
i go to a christian where all the gays walk into church and scream 'GAY' at the top of their lungs… most of them have been sent to our pastors and come back with forms for gay conversion therapy… we are an interesting bunch
"What's up president nerd!"
"That's not how you eat a book, retard!"
“I fucked your mom”
“Jokes on you I took her virginity”
Random guy: "Dude, are you gay?"
Other random guy: "Why are you interested?"
Random guy: "Yeah I am, so are you?"
Other random guy: "Yeah, I'm gay. What date?"
Random guy: "Sure, how about seven o'clock on Saturday?"
Other random guy: "Okay, sounds great. See you then."
They then kissed each other and both walked away. They've been together ever since.
“I fucked your mom”
“Jokes on you I took her virginity”…… intense confusion and worry
It just confused me very much. I had one of my dumb moments.
"If I'm going to be gay I'm doing it on my own terms!"
So I was just FaceTiming my friend and I said I had to get off and she said
“See you at school tomorrow. Or I’ll see you in your nightmares, [my name]”
Dude number 1 "Man you're such a bottom!"
Dude number 2 "What do you mean I'm a bottom? I always use the top bunk bed when we sleep over!"
Bf "Pfft, hun that's the wrong kind of bottom."
Dude number 2 "Ohhhhhh, then let me correct myself, HELL YES I AM A MOTHER*** BOTTOM AND MY BF CAN CONFIRM!!!!!"
Bf "Nods."
Random convo in the halls between two guys at my school, and one of the guys bf's.