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@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars November 25, 2019

"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.

@Yamatsu November 26, 2019

"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.

They're right, you know.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL November 26, 2019

RRAAAARRL

"Wow, the Midwest has a lot of serial killers."
"Gotta do something to pass the time."

@Pickles November 26, 2019

"I'd rather be a serial killer."

@Yamatsu November 26, 2019

"Being in Idaho for a few days, I finally understand why so many of them are Republicans. They want to be nuked off of the face of the Earth just so that something happens around there."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL November 26, 2019

RRAAAARRL

"If I almost die because of overworking myself, would you drop everything to nurse me back to health? No homo though."

@TeamMezzo November 27, 2019

"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.

that and peace signs

@Wry_Wyvern November 27, 2019

“What’s the plural form of squash?”
“Squish.”
“No.”

@Pickles November 27, 2019

Either just squash I think or just gourds

@Pickles November 28, 2019

"Like an Australian accent but French"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL November 28, 2019

RRAAAARRL

"Imagine being so horny that you start your own church. Can't relate."

@Pickles November 28, 2019

"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"

@zillakami-said-acab November 28, 2019

One time, my friend rapped Rap God in a russian accent and I was impressed and disturbed.

@Mojack November 28, 2019

"do you want the burger or not"
"ME ME BIG BOY NO WANT BURGER"
"whispering voice okay."

referring to WW2 and WW1
"well you know what they say, 3rd time's the charm."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL November 28, 2019

RRAAAARRL

"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"

I feel called out

@Pickles November 28, 2019

"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"

I feel called out

If you end up on Elmo, I'll watch you

@Pickles November 28, 2019

"Yeehaw don't die today"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL November 28, 2019

RRAAAARRL

"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"

I feel called out

If you end up on Elmo, I'll watch you

Thanks babe

@Pickles November 28, 2019

"Everyone talks about eating too much on Thanksgiving, but I'm on my third slice of pie and I don't see a problem." -me

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry November 29, 2019

Me: The pumpkin roll is all mine
Mom: No. [B word] I will fight you

@evastardust RRAAAARRL November 29, 2019

RRAAAARRL

"Shelby almost has a bingo!"
"Actually, she almost has a double bingo."
"If the damn cat wins at bingo, I swear to God-"

@croccin-champagne November 29, 2019

"I said V-Bucks. That's not Roblocks, that's Fortnite." "Forknife is just Roblucks with more Gun."

@zillakami-said-acab November 29, 2019

"Forknife is just Roblucks with more Gun."

YES

@hyunjins-eyemole November 30, 2019

Teacher: “YOU ALL ARE HOPELESS AND YOU WILL ALL BECOME WELDERS.”
My friend: “we shall call it Lil Susie’s Welding Company!”
My friend: “I shall became Lil Susie.”