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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"Cease and desist, or you will cease to exist!"
We were talking about the guy that played Edgar Allen Poe in our marching band show not being happy cause his family died of tb
My dad: a couple times he was smiling when the girl died
Me: Annabelle Lee is dying. It's working. The poison is kicking in
My dad, not understanding my quality gen z humor: 😕
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“If you don’t believe in Santa Claus, I’ll eat your fingers.”
“But I don’t have hands.”
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“Ms(insert name of teacher), why does this say a character sniffed drugs?”
“It’s a story idea for creative writing.”
“Do you do drugs?”
“No.”
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diddly dum diddly dee in gonna break your heccin knees - kind in my first hour
“The next person who tries to convince me to read Homestuck is getting their teeth stolen.”
Boy in my math class: I’m having issues with the fractions and finding the y-intercept
My friend: I’m having issues with the fact that I exist
Same friend: [Math teacher], I’m sure you’ll like Peppa Pig eventually
Math teacher: Probably not. That’s a definite no
“Murder spaghetti Jesus born”
“[Band teacher] is a calculator”
“Congratulations, you are a heathen”
while giving me her glue stick “That’s mine”
“If I had to eat a rat, I would cook it so hard.”
"Hey, try not to look so dead inside when your playing G major scale." -my orchestra classmate.
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“If you get arrested I’m going to take a picture and leave.”
“Not even a hello?”
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Student: makes joe mama joke
Teacher: "If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna call joe mama."
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Student: makes joe mama joke
Teacher: "If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna call joe mama."
That’s a teacher I want, what an amazing teacher.
in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."
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in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."
I’m aware you’re probably making fun of the south but that’s literally been said to me unironically But ‘grammy’ instead of Meehaw
in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."
I’m aware you’re probably making fun of the south but that’s literally been said to me unironically But ‘grammy’ instead of Meehaw
wait seriously XD
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in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."
I’m aware you’re probably making fun of the south but that’s literally been said to me unironically But ‘grammy’ instead of Meehaw
wait seriously XD
Yea we were at camp and the potatoes sucked so we were talking about them and this dude said pretty much that exact thing
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Student: makes joe mama joke
Teacher: "If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna call joe mama."That’s a teacher I want, what an amazing teacher.
She's a boomer who's more knowledgeable about modern things than the millennial teacher.
"It's a knee slapper?" slaps knee "Ow!"
laying on desk sadly "my teeth aren't straight*
student starts to sit down
other student straight up punches first student's butt
second student is now repeatedly flicking first student's back
loses an arm wrestling match
"wow I turned to talk to someone and my arm just went fwump"
"aren't you in rotc? how are you going to defend our nation if you lose an arm wrestle?"
"oh shit you're right"
"Heads up! China's voting for the communists again."
"here we go…"
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“He was only president for two years? Laaaame.”
“He got shot!”
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“THE BIRDS WANT TO DUEL.”
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“Let me get chu some bumbly bees.”
“So do you want them like this?” draws a giant circle on Autodesk Sketch
“As thick as you can make it.”
(All of them are me)
"[Enter male student name] wants to make out with Mr.[enter teacher name]"