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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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“Here’s a mini Christmas Tree because I love you. And it was cheap.”
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“He cant marry you, he has a previous engagement.”
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"BERNIE SANDERS IS A GERMAN DRAG QUEEN"
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"BERNIE SANDERS IS A GERMAN DRAG QUEEN"
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Well would you like an explanation?
Yes please
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yes
i demand one?
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My friends mom accidentally took her to this very risque cabaret show in london and she was describing the host. She said she was like a german lady but she wasn't entirely sure that she was german or a lady and she mentioned that in the program it said her stage name was Bernie. She was trying to say that Bernie could be short for Bernadette or Bernard but I just said "BERNIE SANDERS IS A GERMAN DRAG QUEEN" and my friends started laughing so hard and one of them started choking and it was wild.
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omfg i would’ve legit died so there’s that
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"Someone is going to die and at this point, I don't care if it's me."
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Australians are just British Texans.
Australians are just British Texans.
i hate you when you're right
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All cartoon villans are secretely gay, but they just dont know it yet- Ty
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Me: "Why does everyone think we're dating?"
Best Friend: "No idea."
Me: proceeds to rest head on boobs like pillow
Best Friend: is wearing my coat and making sexual jokes
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Me: yelling at my friend across the hall when I get back from being admitted to the hospital "I'm on drugs!"
Friend: "Wait, what? What the h— do you mean?"
Me: laughing for a minute "Prescribed drugs. So I don't, y'know, die."
(Seriously though at one point they found a mass in me and I was so scared that it was Cancer. Thank the lord it wasn't-it was just a bunch of normal, healthy cells.)
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"So what's wrong with Deadpool's toaster?"
"Instead of heating stuff, it freezes it."
"So a freezer?"
"Yeah but instant"
Bruh I want one of those…
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"I am gay and dying!"
"Who isn't?"
“These textbooks are iconic queens”
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“Hon hon oui oui I am a candle”
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“I will shove a baguette down your throat”
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“I’m a psychopath”
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two of my friends chanting about drugs
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For context, we used to say something like the Our Father or Hail Mary at the end of the day. We got a new principal, and he started saying this prayer we’ve never heard of and we wouldn’t be surprised if he made it up. Well today we said the Our Father, so I was like “We’re back to the normal prayer.” But my friend thought I said “back to the homo plan’
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“I’ve been a dramatic biatch every back to school day since 4th grade, and you think I’m gonna stop now?”
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Me: "Why does everyone think we're dating?"
Best Friend: "No idea."
Me: proceeds to rest head on boobs like pillow
Best Friend: is wearing my coat and making sexual jokes
why is this exactly how my girl and I were before we got together
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oof XD
((Tw: shooting jokes))
"If I get shot during this lockdown I don't have to pay for Christmas presents." "Yeah but…you'll be shot?" "So? The bullets can't kill me more than once. If I die, I'm dead. If I survive, near death experience. Either way's a win win."
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((Tw: shooting jokes))
"If I get shot during this lockdown I don't have to pay for Christmas presents." "Yeah but…you'll be shot?" "So? The bullets can't kill me more than once. If I die, I'm dead. If I survive, near death experience. Either way's a win win."
Big mood
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“What if your bones itched?”
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That reminds me of, “What if you could see your own liver?”