Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
"If I don't die from ingesting explosive chemicals, then what's the point???"
“If I live, I can sue the bus company and pay for college. If I die, I’m dead. It a win-win situation. See you soon.”
Considering that we may potentially be nuked off the face of the planet over the next month or so, do I really have to worry about student loans?
Damn.
This isn’t a quote but in gym class a boy in my class kicked a ball and it hit the ceiling and popped. People were then taking turns wearing the deflated ball as a hat the rest of the day
“Air. Wind. Water. Earth. The Three genders.”
group
"WHERE'S THE ORANGE MAN?"
"That sounds very illegal."
"Imagine all of the Boss Tweed memes that would've been made if that had happened today."
"You know, political cartoons were basically Boss Tweed memes."
"Milking the humans, ya want some?"
“I have a boyfriend and I feed him rats.”
“Maybe I just like mountains.”
“That doesn’t mean you can just put them there!”
“I’ve decided there is no longer a desert.”
“THAT ISNT HOW THIS WORKS.”
-a conversation I heard in class that’s 400x funnier if you imagine a god training a new god to take its place
“Maybe I just like mountains.”
“That doesn’t mean you can just put them there!”
“I’ve decided there is no longer a desert.”
“THAT ISNT HOW THIS WORKS.”
-a conversation I heard in class that’s 400x funnier if you imagine a god training a new god to take its place
Absolutly.
"It's twenty twenty, you know what that means!"
"Making online piracy the norm!"
"What the fuck Reed."
"He's a hypocritical piece of trash!"
"Are we still talking about Alexander Hamilton?
"Your music is so loud that Helen Keller could hear it."
-My English teacher to a kid while we were silently writing an essay
“What’s That in your mouth?”
“Oh it’s a leg.”
“I thought you had a liquified kid”
“Cook your toes in the furnace. Put pepper on them. They have a pepper taste now” (not exact words but I don’t remember the exact words)
(Both the same person btw)
Teacher: holds up pointer finger
Students: freak out
Teacher: "Wha- ohh, you thought I did this?" Holds up middle finger
Students: flip out even more
The rest of the students: dying of laughter
Another teacher walks in
Teacher 1: continues to find various ways to stick her middle finger up
"Do the work and be more chill."
student to the teacher while leaving the class: "no one is ever ok" :)
"tokyo, can i call you toki?"
"sure-"
"DID SOMEONE SAY TOKE"
"i can tell you wrote this because the end says 'i guess, i don't know'"
(Be More Chill?)
(You bet.)
(Nice)
(Thank you. :) )
"I was today years old when I learned cheesecake actually has cheese in it."