Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

my friend in spanish class. "de la ma drugs?"

(That’s sounds better than my Spanish class)

(That’s sounds better than my Spanish class)

my spanish teacher isn't someone i'd think you'd want as a teacher. but my friend also said; 'wait, im from mexico right?" (she is not.)

"Its always trumpet mating season."

theres also "korina is a trumpet whore"

"Top five ways to commit tax fraud."
in unison "Death."

I call my friend at like midnight after texting her for the past three-ish hours
Her:"Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleep"

My friend got her braces off and had an invisaline
Half the class- "Can I touch them"

*shouted in the hallway really loudly * "that's because i AM a male stripper!"
*literally right after that, in a normal volume * "shh, don't tell anyone

"Why do you sound like that?"
"I'M ITALIANO, DIPSHIT!"

(ASL “charades”)

word is white. Caucasian person points to self
Word is black. African American person points to self.
Word is rainbow. Gay person points to self.

“So your admitting your a communist”

"I WANT ELSA TO BE A LESBIAN!"

"DISNEY IS A COWARD!"

“So you’re admitting you’re a communist”

I fixed it because I said it lmao

“This grade, that one point off is gonna take your grade to downstown [The city we both live in], it’s gonna get addicted to heroin…”

“Woohoo prescription drug use!”

“Then it’s gonna come down to a seventy.”

“Hey, it’s one point away from a sixty-nine.”

(And I fucking kid you not, on passing some random guy was just like,)

“Nice”

i swear that was the best conversation i’ve ever had with Nate (who obviously was poking fun at the fact that I got an 11/12 on something)

“So, are you going to stop being evil now?”
“Yes, I- HEY! ILL STAB YOU!”

We’ll vote for Hitler” ~My entire lunch group

"I said blue, not death."

It’s not a quote but my (GT) class is doing DNA comparison and at least seven (there are 12 of us) have asked to eat the gels.

"No, ceramics can't have children."

“Why are you stabbing chicken with a fork”
“Cuz’ I’m a monster

“Rectangles are just obese squares”

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class spelling bee
“Memorial”
“M-o-o-m-r-r-i-a-l”

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Science teacher: Who’s Spider-Man lunchbox is this?
All of us: [name of a boy in our class who well call M]
M: It’s mine, I didn’t know where to put it
Teacher: Because my prayer table is the perfect place for a lunchbox

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“I will eat your kneecaps with a side of your spleen”