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Deleted user January 27, 2020

WTF im gay and i have standards neither you or your boy toy look good to me ~ me

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry January 27, 2020

“I AM SWEDEN!”

@Kanaroli January 28, 2020

"Thoust maiden Alexa, playeth thy tune titled 'Despacito'" -I accidentally included this in an essay that I sent to my teacher

“Accidentally”

Listen it was 4am on a Monday night, I didn't proof read it at all, there was also a sea shanty there

Deleted user January 28, 2020

"Thoust maiden Alexa, playeth thy tune titled 'Despacito'" -I accidentally included this in an essay that I sent to my teacher

“Accidentally”

Listen it was 4am on a Monday night, I didn't proof read it at all, there was also a sea shanty there

Mmhmmm

Deleted user January 28, 2020

"why am i sexually attracted to rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid?"

@Pickles January 28, 2020

"He died from a stab wound and that's how I intend to go out, too."

Deleted user January 28, 2020

"If I die it's from drugs."

@Pickles January 28, 2020

"Update: He was stabbed and beat to death. Sometime after they figured out he wasn't their god."

@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars January 28, 2020

Person A: "Sommer Ray is hot!"

Person B: "Your mom is Sommer Ray."

Person A: "I wish my mom was Sommer Ray!"

Person C: "Why? What would you do to your mom?"

Person A: "Whatever I need to!"

Person D: "Sweet Home Alabama intensifies."

Deleted user January 28, 2020

the chorus: "kevin is a place on earth"
the chorus teacher: "good energy guys, keep that up, but as much as we love kevin, we need to sing the right words. but i'll put "kevin is a place on earth in the program"
(kevin is our instrumentalist)

@Pickles January 28, 2020

"Insert my dad freaking about because he's lived in six decades and isn't even 45 yet."

@cat-in-the-hat January 28, 2020

"When in doubt, blow shit up."
//
"Roses are red, violets are blue, this isnt going to rhyme, Im going to fucking shoot up this school."
"Hi going to fucking shoot up this school, Im dad."

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry January 28, 2020

“This is why your family doesn’t love you”
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“ASMR: drinking foggy school water”
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“COOOOOOKIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Deleted user January 28, 2020

“Words are regional but screams are universal.”

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 28, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

@ZephirFox8812 January 28, 2020

We can stop being furniture now

Deleted user January 29, 2020

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 29, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

(My choir teacher trying to explain how to do solo and ensemble intros. And messing up)

Deleted user January 29, 2020

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

(My choir teacher trying to explain how to do solo and ensemble intros. And messing up)

(Ohhhhhhh)

@amber_is_in_a_loop January 29, 2020

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

Don’t you mean Adele Dazeem?

Deleted user January 29, 2020

"i swear im not a child, im just a bratty bottom"

Deleted user January 29, 2020

"Pardon me, attractive, red-haired, twink coming through."

@Pineapple_Princess January 29, 2020

"why am i sexually attracted to rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid?"

I put this through an AI and this is what it came up with

Why am I sexually attracted to Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid?

Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid

same reason that i am attracted to your dad john

do u think i'm gay?

do u think im f__ or something

we share a [reddit name] account

do u think my dad is gay

[reddit name] is gay

i'm gay

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 30, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Why did you make STDs?"
"So that if you play the slutty bard trope, you get punished."
_"STD&Ds…."

Deleted user January 30, 2020

"Why did you make STDs?"
"So that if you play the slutty bard trope, you get punished."
_"STD&Ds…."

Okay, that's funny xD
_{_{The only reason I'll play bards is if my sorcerer/warlock absolutely sucks and I need proficiency bonus on weapons because magic at low lvls isn't the best for warlocks, especially warlocks with only 10HP >.<}}

@Pickles January 30, 2020

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

Deleted user January 30, 2020

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

Don’t you mean Adele Dazeem?

No? I mean Idina Menzel?

@brb January 30, 2020

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

;-; thats hilarious

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry January 30, 2020

“I’m am the dictator of Iraq”
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“Iraq is the best drug”
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“Time to get drunk in a sauna”
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“Nico! Stop being a nico you nico!”

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 30, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

I want that teacher :(

Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!