Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

"IT'S SPIRIT WEEK!"
"I know."
"IT'S SPIRIT WEEEK!!!!!"

"I imagine this is what would happen if Albert Einstein was on hard core drugs."

Ah, yes. Math rock is fun, ain't it?

"My apartment–"
"It's a condo!"
"No it's not, it's an apartment, my mom just calls it a condo to make herself feel better."

"I put the ape in rape" -my friend playing Donkey Kong in SSBU and proceeding to kick everyone's ass

“Will Smith, Louis Armstrong, same person”
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“Grass doesn’t exist. Water doesn’t exist”
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“Isn’t scooting forward just scooting backwards, but backwards backwards?”
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“I don’t push the door. The door pushes me into the door”
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((-the last 3 were all the same person))

noooooo-

"Where is your sword???"
"I put it in my office because I don't want you harassing policemen with it again."

"Strap me to a Harley and drag me down the Grand Canyon."

"Dude, smoking your grandpa's ashes is NOT cool."

“Grass doesn’t exist. Water doesn’t exist”

@NutEllaDraws-is-a-silly-muffin well there goes our cure for the sad

Nooo we don’t want the cure for the sad to be gone!

I have so much to add to this chain ive been keeping a list since junior high.

"The government is convincing me to eat a Dorito!"

"What are some things you negotiate on?"
"A car"
"Yes! What else?"
"A prostitute."

"You guys might not believe me, but I am a horse."

"Better than abortion: Sell your kids and we will make them into kickballs!!"

"I just kazooted my kazoo out of my mouth."

"Today I'm going to show you how to slice bread. But I don't have any bread. So I'm just gonna use an egg."

"I figured out a way to turn chocolate into gum, but I can't turn it back into chocolate again."

Ain’t that from that one book

“Why did you throw the toes??”