group
Teen one: EAT MY @SS!
Teen 2: No thanks, I'm vegetarian!
group
Drama club guy about the lights tech dude: You go from raging republican to total Gen Z emo kid in a minute and it gives me whiplash.
Drama club guy running through wings: How are you guys doing?
Me: Not the best but not the worst!
Him: fingers guns SAME, HOMIE!
God I love my drama club family uwu
My drama friend: Butchering a line Don't let her inhabit thy eyebrow.
Me: Wiggles eyebrows You sure?
My text convo
Friend who introduced me to Undertale: Yeah…I think I'm gonna quit Undertale…I've had nightmares, its creepy…
Me: WHY, EMILY (not this emi) WHY?!?!?!?
Chase: posts picture of creepy Undertale character
Not the Notebook.ai emily: CHASE I SWEAR
Me IRL: laughing my face off
My friend: Can you give me a lift home.
Me, after a long day and feeling more charitable that necessary: Just know that this is super illegal until AFTER January.
(I'm still technically on my JOL, shh!)
My 3 year old cousin: Thunder!
Me (jokingly not thinking): Feel the thunder.
My 3 yr old cousin: Lightning and the thunder.
Me: eyes widen BRINNLEY I LOVE YOU
(Three minutes after being asked)
Half of $7.50 is $3.75! Yes!
-Me
“I wish I could drink coffee and not have green poop”
Me- Humming a P!aTD song
A random student- Yelling out the rest of the lyrics
group
"I'm a hug dealer."
"GIVE HIM HIS GODDAMN DONUT!"
"You can't not not nut in no-nut November?"
"The alarms are now set up. If you leave through the wrong door the police will come."
"Holy shit, it's like a heist movie!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!" Slams hand on locker so hard it leaves a mark
walks past a locker, turns, and opens it
"WOAH! Are you a magician?"
"No, if I was a magician I wouldn't be at school right now."
Me and friend while video calling…
Me: I'm a general.
Friend: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Friend: "Look guys I found the world's smallest mason jar! Ya know, if a snake want's to make some strawberry preservatives."
Me: "DOGGIE!!!!"
Owner of the dog: a little laughter
Friend: "Wth…"
Me: "Wtf is taking so long????"
Friend: quietly "I wanted a hat…"
Friend after I tried to take one of her pringles: "Don't touch my frigGEN PRINGLESSESS!!!"
Friend that has no filter: "Are you Irish?"
"iMPLICIT"
-Everyone
(Context: the band isn't allowed to behave inappropriately while representing our school at competitions and such. Which means no cursing, so people started replacing curse words with "explicative." However, English is hard and one person accidentally said "implicit" instead once, so now that's all we say…)
"Mrs. Tanya" at opening: Good morning!
Everyone (randomly,unplanned): GOOD MORNING TANYA LASAGNA!
Tanya: k…
Yes
"Do you think I would be a good drum major?"
"On a scale of 'meh' to 'I think the fuck not,' you score a solid 'oh lord; has it come to this?'"
"Whole foods is scary…"
"Do you think I would be a good drum major?"
"On a scale of 'meh' to 'I think the fuck not,' you score a solid 'oh lord; has it come to this?'"
THIS
IDK the age of this human, but I found THIS on wikihow:
I am in the Undertale Fandom and I have seen some terrible things. Am I still allowed in church?
so true
Tru
"WATER IS NOT WET!"
"YES IT IS YOU IGNORANT CLOD!!"
group
Me: goes down waterslide: I'M A GENERAL!!!!
My friend going down behind me: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: rolls around on the floor like a little kid singing crazily
My mom: shakes her head and walks away, embarrassed by me
Me and my friend after seeing west side story at a high school.
Me: set's hand dramatically on the stage and flips hair, staring at an actor "Look kate, it's..Riff"
“I AM READY TO BLEED BITCHES!!!”
7th grade
My Friend on the first day of school to the IMSA teachers: Can we sacrifice goats to santa?
My other friend: Oh yeah! We do need something to sacrifice this year!
6th grade:
After reading a story about a boy who saved his pet pigion from being thown into a fire as a sacrifice
Entire class: Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
English Teacher: sigh
7th grade
First day in our english class
Class: talking about books and stuff
6th grade English teacher walking by in the hall way: Wait a couple months before scarificing any birds this year please.
New english teacher: What?
First couple weeks of highschool this year
Bio teacher: And if you look on my desk, you can see a jar where I keep my last years class's tears.
Class president: Can I just drop out and Not do this? Please?
Play Practice
Me: falls while dancing to africa by toto and procides to have brused my entire knee for a week
Me: AnDreA I tHinK I ScrApEd My KneE
Me: goes down waterslide: I'M A GENERAL!!!!
My friend going down behind me: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
i love your friend now
Me and my cousin making a high school musical video:
Cousin: I'm SHARPAY! IM HOT! I LOVE TROY!
Me: SHARPIESSSSSSSSSSS
"Let me die in peace and quiet and harm- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BUG!"
