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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"too smart to fart"
Random student:"Baby SHARK! Doo doo-"
Gets cut off from a backpack thrown at her
Other random student: "NOOO!"
that sounds like something i would do lol
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Random student:"Baby SHARK! Doo doo-"
Gets cut off from a backpack thrown at her
Other random student: "NOOO!"
Why does this sound like my sibling and her friends. lol
I would have thrown my backpack at the girl, but I didn't know her.
(We had a sub in class that day so we decided to trick her. No real names here though.)
Sub: So who are are you?
Kid from across the room, but not who she's talking to: Thats Silver. He is famous.
Me: Yeah, everyone knows who Silver is. How come you don't?
Kid across the room: He is famous for a hot dog eating contest.
Person who just walked in: He ate 46 hot dogs in 3 minutes.
Sub: What? How is that even possible?
Person who walked in: He was just shoving them down. makes gesture as if shoving hot dogs down throat
Kid from across the room: Yeah, Silver is so famous for that.
Me: He also does youtube videos.
Silver finally speaks up: Yep. I stream Minecraft and Roblox.
Another person who just came in: He has 2 million subscribers.
Sub: Wow! That's impressive!
Later on in class
Sub: Hot dog man, could you read paragraph seven please?
All who came up with the story: dies from laughter
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“Dicks.”
“You need some Jesus.”
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“Dicks.”
“You need some Jesus.”
i remember hearing this conversation
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“IMEAN SHE MURDERED EIGHT PEOPLE! SHE’S MY GIRL!”
-Me, at lunch. No context for you.
"The Industrial Revolution only enforced gender discrimination. Women's working conditions were horrible! First off, look at their clothes!"
~some guy in my History class
(There was reason behind the statement, but out of context, it sounds bad.)
Youth Leader: okay tell your name and a hobby
Me: I'm Annika, I like warm hugs and sarcasm. (very true)
(later)
Youth Leader: okay yall have 30 seconds to get your talking out go
Hunter: walks over to my aisle
Me: sup
Hunter: gives me solif 10 second hug
Me: o_o
YL's wife (after Hunter left): Yeah he needs to learn personal space.
Me: you're tellin me
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"I'm going to go home and get stoned on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!"
(ok so uno was being played and you all know that means war)
person 1: places down a +4 because I love you :)
person 2: >:0 you don't love me!!! aggressively picks up four cards
person 1: yes i do! I promise! has one card left
person 2: oh yeah? slaps down a +2
person 1: . . . ok so you're dead to me
(Uno and monopoly, two games that break trust, relationships, and hearts lmao)
It’s six am
Me and my friend are on a bus looking out the window
My friend: “awww a field…aAWWW a fieldddd…aww is that a houssee?? Oh we don’t live there..”
also my friend: “is that Mexico????!!”
"We could start a business: the bad crossing guard, the nun, and the mortician"
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"We could start a business: the bad crossing guard, the nun, and the mortician"
Oh my god
Is that Bob’s Burgers?
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“Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.”
— Some amateur sophomore in my Algebra 2 class
A: I SWEAR I WILL CUT YOU rolls dice lands on go to jail
B: dies laughing Sike! You thought
A: growls and puts price in jail.
B: rolls dice gets chance go directly to jail
A: dies laughing and falls off sofa
“well aren’t you a social bunny”
“Come on Emily!”
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“Emily doesn’t want to today.”
“Mood.”
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"Look at all those losers in the pool……wait a minute, that's my loser!"
"Y'all we should start a depression club." this later changed to "We should start a depression school."
On the school's wiki "The building won most toxic building in the world with radon and asbestos, your sure to have a good time in this depression causing building."
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Me: You know, if lemons weren't so bad for your teeth, I would honestly just straight up eat them
My friend: How?! Lemons are too spicy!
Me and my boyfriend, both kind of laughing: Spicy?
Friend: Y'know, spicy? Oh, um… sour!