Me (to strangers): Hello, people!
Them (they were high/middle): Hello!
Me: o_o
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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Kid 1: Everyone is saying to focus on school, but I say f that! Do what you love!
Kid 2: Jumps up from laying on the ground NO! Do not f that! Do your work!
Me: If eighth grade is a nice life in District Twelve, ninth grade picks you up and chucks you into the Quarter Quell. The one with double the people.
Kid 3: A nice life……in District Twelve…..
Student: Does silent tears count as something quiet to do after the test?
Teacher: Yes??
The student did start crying after they turned in their test.
"Fish tiddies."
"Wha-"
"Fish. Tiddies."
Person 1 "I have a passive aggressive camel in my story"
Person 2- "I am a passive aggressive camel."
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"Crick Crack, there goes my back."
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"if you haven't seen bill nye you're dead to me"
"but-"
" I don't care that you're german. you are dead to me."
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"Nook, dont drip your Cheetos juice on meeee"
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"oooh he's hot"
"Mia he's german"
"so?"
"he lives in germany."
"minor roadblock."
(we have german exchange students. lots of fun.)
(XD nice…)
I needed to hand in food money for Tech Week coming up.
"Ooh, is that the bribe money for me?"
"You know it!"
peron nearby "Wait, what?!"
"How else do you think I pass this class?"
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Did I talk about trying to explain Chef Boyardee to an Italian exchange student? Because that was probably the funniest thing ever. He was so appalled when my classmates described it as simply “canned Italian food”
And the boy cried against the tree, complaining to the tree, his one and only, about how he longed for a game of hopscotch.
"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one point
"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one point
why is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens
Oops, my tits separated from my body again.
-My gender fluid friend
Me and Lex (i think) roleplaying
Frisk: HOW CAN YOU HOLD AN ENTIRE BAR OF CHOCOLATE AND NOT A FRICKIN FORK!?!??!?
Chara: Chocolate is universal.
Frisk: facepalm
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That was us! Hehehehhehee chocolate is universal.
so are forks
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Indeed
Forks are constant
"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one pointwhy is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens
the room where it happens
"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one pointwhy is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens
the room where it happens
yessssss
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swim IS. A SPORT
"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one pointwhy is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens
the room where it happens
i love you
Friends' lil sister: THE UNICORN IS PREGNANT
Me: facepa-
Friend's lil sis: THE BABY IS COMING OUT OF ITS BUTTHOLE!
Kid 1: Get out of that chair.
Kid 2: nO! I'm trying to parallel park it!
Kid 3: Marching band isn't a sport.
Kid 4: See you on the battlefield.
Freshman: Respect your elders, [my name]
Me, incredibly salty that this freshman is older than me: Fucking FIGHT ME
We were playing MASH (like the paper game)
Me: Okay, Kayla. You will marry Daniel… wait, what?
Me: Like four people "married" him already. Guess he's gonna have to choose.
Also me: FIGHT ME
"saving all that thickness for myself"
"its an anorexic caterpillar"
"not everything that has a hole in it is a straw Emma"
Me after playing MASH twice: Frick, MASH has spoken-twice! I guess I'mma marry Levi…
(i actually like him :3)