Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

A guy just heelyed down the hall to slap their friend in the face and then heelyed away

King

I was spinning in a chair and this mean ass substitute came up to me
"You're gonna get dizzy young lady"
"That's the whole point, now rock and roll buckaroo!" I then proceeded to spin as fast as I could

my friend walked past me having a conversation with his friend, and I heard him yell at the top of his lungs: "WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FAMILY?"

"And that is the proper way to eat a string of Christmas lights."

"Well, we're each like half a person so if we can both help you cook it'll technically only be one helper-"

Aw em, are you talking to yourself again?

"Do I looK LIKE A REDNECK? I GOT PINS ON MAH BACKPACK-"

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"For the love of all things divine and holy can we nOT BRING POLITICS INTO SPANISH FOR ONCE?"

"This is why you shouldn't include men in relationships." which is ironic coming from me but still true

"You need to tighten their marriage"
maniacal laughter
"TAKE THEM TO MARRIAGE COUNSELING"
"But mine have a good relationship"
"Lucky. I've had to take mine to marriage counseling three times this week."

“Did you just call your dad a mega ugly narwhal?”

"Ex-fucking-cuse me, did you just insult my platonic wife, you useless placenta!!"

Hon Geo shenanigans:

"It's an off brand pacman!"

"I WANNA JUGGLE-"

"Do you like spheres?"
"I guess?"
"Then you're gay."
"… I don't think that's how it works."

"Great. A space problem."

"We've already addressed that you're not mormon. We dont need to rehash this."

"No- my balls-"

"Where's your hat?"
"I put it on and broke it."
"Aw, was your head too big?"
"Yeah…"

"SOmeOne stOle mY PEnnY-"

"Can anyone tell me what a tetrahedron is?"
"A dinosaur."

"Sam sounds like an ungrateful child."
"NO- I'm not I swear! My mom just made my oatmeal wrong."

"I'm not excited to wear summer uniforms, and I'm not excited for the concert. But I am a whore and I'm excited to see my girlfriend."

"I'M A WHORE AND I MUST BE STOPPED! SHAME ME!"

"I always look like milk so it's fine."

"With my ever-growing collection of socks with dogs on them, I'll soon be unstoppable!"

"HEYYY MELANIN BROS"

"I can't. I have a funeral on Saturday."
"Bro- No way, you too?!"

"Mr. Allen this shit is bussin"
"Aw thanks, y'know I went to culinary school? Didn't graduate but I went"

"Ew, stinky authoritarian lion." -eva

"Do you want to meet my snoot?"
"Your what?"

"Ew, stinky authoritarian lion." -eva

I genuinely cannot remember the context for this and now I'm scared

"Ew, stinky authoritarian lion." -eva

I genuinely cannot remember the context for this and now I'm scared

Something about Scar

"Ew, stinky authoritarian lion." -eva

I genuinely cannot remember the context for this and now I'm scared

Something about Scar

OH was it related to Twisted?? I saw The Lion King once in like 2nd grade so I can't think of any other reason I'd bring up Scar lmao

"Ew, stinky authoritarian lion." -eva

I genuinely cannot remember the context for this and now I'm scared

Something about Scar

OH was it related to Twisted?? I saw The Lion King once in like 2nd grade so I can't think of any other reason I'd bring up Scar lmao

I checked and I was talking about how Twisted didn't make up the part about him wanting hyenas and lions to live together

"Ew, stinky authoritarian lion." -eva

I genuinely cannot remember the context for this and now I'm scared

Something about Scar

OH was it related to Twisted?? I saw The Lion King once in like 2nd grade so I can't think of any other reason I'd bring up Scar lmao

I checked and I was talking about how Twisted didn't make up the part about him wanting hyenas and lions to live together

HEYOOOO DO I SMELL A FELLOW STARKID FAN

(glad this chat got revived since school started back up :])