Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

"I could throw this at someone in a Walmart and it would be assault-"

“where does everyone keep getting the weed from?” “That twink over there” “WHICH ONE”

Debate shenanigans:

"I don't know what birth control is used for!"
"You have a sister!"
"I DON'T ASK HER-"
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"Alright, I promise I'm not doing this because of your name-"
"It's about marjuana, isn't it."
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(to the Austrian foreign exchange girl)
"Welcome to American politics where it's a frackin nightmare!"
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"I once made a spam caller hang up by asking if he wanted penis enlargement pills"

And then one biology quote:

"Does Paul like to make out?"
"Yes Paul does-"

“I’ve been bullied for my size my entire life-“

“I’ve been bullied for my size my entire life-“

– Celebi, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky

“Turn on your hotspot so I can send Milk Jug Boy some memes”

Rae: "OW THAT BURNT ME!!!" (Preston's straightener)
Preston: "IT'S ON FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREES DID YOU THINK IT WAS GONNA BE CHILLY??"

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background
Edit: he threw up because he chugged 3 bottles of water in a row btw

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

thank you, and sounds like an opening scene for an american coming of age movie, set in a public high school

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

thank you, and sounds like an opening scene for an american coming of age movie, set in a public high school

It really really does, not to mention this did take place in an American public high school

My debate teacher is currently blasting club music while we do current events. Keep in mind this man is probably close to 50 years old and is completely bald and he has yet to play anything other than Usher, Flo Rida, Ludacris, and Lil John since we started two weeks ago.

Now it's the Beastie Boys-

Some kid: Throws up while “can I put my balls in your jaws” plays loudly in the background

could we please- P L E A S E have some context ? i am- beyond curious

So basically this kid somehow got ahold of like 7 cups of chocolate pudding? And was fucking slurping them down like Jello shots? Then man chugged 3 whole water bottles and was working on his 4th, meanwhile one of my friends was showing another friend the “balls in your jaws” song, and we were blessed with that new core memory.

thank you, and sounds like an opening scene for an american coming of age movie, set in a public high school

It really really does, not to mention this did take place in an American public high school

I'm genuinely not surprised

"TIMMY CATCH THE EGG"
The kid i presume is timmy then proceeds to tackle his friend with a shaved head

"Prostitution solves crime, haven't heard that one before-"

"I did not kill Cardi B."

"I did not kill Cardi B."

I don't know that I believe them

"I did not kill Cardi B."

I don't know that I believe them

Big "I was in Wisconsin, and also twelve" energy

"I gave you a home, and love!"
"Quintuplets! You gave me quintuplets!"

"If you like strawberry milk, literally stay 10ft away from me, hehe!"
"OH MY GOD NO ONE GIVES A SHIT YOU QUOTE "QUIRKY" GIRLS"

"I don't want COVID-19 I want death by ORANGES-"

"Guy Fieri is the best of our generation."
"He's older than us dipshit"