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"Hurry up and grab my banana!"
"Which one?"
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"Hurry up and grab my banana!"
"Which one?"
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"I've never killed an adult, but I've killed plenty of babies!"
My brother, just today….
"What do you mean these aren't beautiful??? Your songs are beautiful, your voice is beautiful, goddamnit you're beautiful"
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"You know, I always get nervous talking about Puck because Puck the fairy is easy to mess up and…." -my English teacher I'm putting this here because idk where else it should go
WHEN I TELL YOU I CHOKED
Somehow managed to get through all my scenes as Oberon with accidentally saying 'fuck' so that's a win ig
Also that's why I just call them Robin most of the time
"I'm being deadass, try me one more time and i'll tell everyone you eat people."
(oh that's a good one)
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"You're crush is a pyscho."
"Is it wrong of me to say that this makes him hotter?"
𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙲𝙺 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝚄𝚃, 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃
𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙲𝙺 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝚄𝚃, 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃
it got deleted?
Turns out the article mentioned is that chat is outdated and the issue was already hit with so much backlash that we no longer need to worry about it, so the thread was deleted.
oh okay ty
"I'm gonna season the fuck out of you." -classmate talking to a chicken during culinary
"I'm gonna season the fuck out of you." -classmate talking to a chicken during culinary
love it
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"NOT THE BOY!"
"I'm gonna season the fuck out of you." -classmate talking to a chicken during culinary
love it
“I do not have time for this shit today.” Our cooking instructor when Billie Eyelash came on during the cooking class that I am also taking.
My friend, starting singing: Sitting here-
Me, cutting in: BARBECUE SAUCE ON MY TITTIES!
"a snoozing loosing night night boy who's cruisin for a bruisin and a fight fight ahoy"
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"Stuff the time, I want more Monster. Get your ass off the damn recliner so we can go to the 24-hour whatever-the-fuck."
~Z at 2 AM
"You can go to school and tell everyone your sister is dumb with knives–" Me, after cutting my thumb twice.
"Their name starts with an 'A'"
"Is it Bianca?"
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"Their name starts with an 'A'"
"Is it Bianca?"
This has the same energy as "Name a fruit that is red" "Orange" and "Name an animal that's name is 3 letters long" "alligator"
Oh my gods, I have a friend named Bianca, and in 6th grade, I got her a valentine but I spelled her name Bionca and she had never let me forgot that.
"Their name starts with an 'A'"
"Is it Bianca?"This has the same energy as "Name a fruit that is red" "Orange" and "Name an animal that's name is 3 letters long" "alligator"
"Hi, my name is George with a B, and-" Wait where's the B" "THERE'S A BEE???"
"Is a hot dog a sandwitch?"
"No, that's the dumbest question I've ever heard! "iS a HoT dOg A SaNdWiTcH". Idiot, it has a weiner, so it's a sand wizard."
"I twerk on Sundays."- All I know is that it was a dude from the back of the bus