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"Please don't dye your hair."
"Why?"
"Because its going to make you look super edgy."
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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SCREECH! CRUNCH!
"sounds like the scream of a small french car"
((I can confirm that's exactly what small french cars sound like lmao))
SCREECH! CRUNCH!
"sounds like the scream of a small french car"((I can confirm that's exactly what small french cars sound like lmao))
"They've got six gears going backwards and one gear going forwards in case the enemy attacks from behind!"
“My will to live has decreased by seven.”
“Seven what?”
“Yes.”
“My religion is garlic bread” does the sign of the cross to garlic bread
"What do you think would happen if I jumped out this window?" "You would probably die."
"There's a mock religion the universe was created by a flying spaghetti monster"
"Now who's saying it's mock?"
attempts to suffocate someone with pillow
friend: "Modern day Ted Bundy"
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"I know you have pink eye but can you hear?"
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"Reed's voice, wack! Ava's voice, wack! Reed's knee, wack! This friend group, wack! Elliot with shorts on, wack! Our collective souls, wack! HOTEL? TRIVAGO!"
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Unholy Screeching “Hi, we’re the choir.”
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@GameMaster that's my choir in a nutshell.
talking about crunchyroll "so do you wanna watch cronch?"
"the lyth, the megend"
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@GameMaster that's my choir in a nutshell.
Actually we were having a “wedding” at camp and a bunch of people announced themselves the choir last minute and started screeching. Funnily enough lots of those kids are in choir and are actually great singers.
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That's gorgeous.
"We're the rice krispie trio. AnnaLee's snap, Simon's crackle, and I'll be pop."
"It's the spider equivalent of T-posing."
"Indians existed back then?"
"Indians existed back then?"
((context?? please?? lol))
"Indians existed back then?"
((context?? please?? lol))
I was in the seventh grade and we were learning about how the British ruled India in 1858 and this kid… XD
((dear god…no no no honey))
(XDDD)
“No, I’m the top.”
-a conversation between me and a friend as we fought over a floaty raft for the pool.
"I do not have herpes."-Something I heard in the hallways on my first day of middle school
In case you don’t know, I’m in this show called Once on This Island, and people in the show have made two different parodies of it: Once on(in?) This Ghetto and Once on This Cheese
me: well homer was never my favourite (i forget what the convo was about)
my friend: d'oh
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me: i was. talking about the greek philosopher
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@evastardust
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"Fuck you."
"Thank you, God bless you."
"Everyone has done it with their cousin at least once."