"JERRY GOT ONE GO JERRY!''
Is that a reference? I feel like that's referencing something.
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"I'm the friend you buy at Goodwill"
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"Oh, the clown parade was yesterday."
"Aww, you missed it, that's so sad."
"JERRY GOT ONE GO JERRY!''
Is that a reference? I feel like that's referencing something.
oh no Jerry's my adopted bear son
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“Nothing calms me down. I haven’t chilled in years.”
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“And so global warming… what… what is thaaaa don’t touch me with it!”
quietly: “banana squid*
"Not gonna lie, I'd fuck Edgar Alan Poe whne he was nine."
Wtf
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me: can't pronuciate the word, 'pronunciate'
(Pro-nun-shate? Pro-nun-site? Pron-sigh-ate?)
Pro-nun-see-ate
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"I no grammar goodly or pro-nu-shate ah-maz-in-lee."
(Me in a nutshell when I'm talking fast/geeking out…my friend says it's cute. * sigh* )
Has an A in English
"Did y'all hear about that girl who got dress coded for wearing too many scrunchies?"
"Yeah, she had scrunchies up to here on her arms." Points to elbow
"I'm gonna go make (color guard coach's name) hit the whoa!"
"MAKE HER WHIP AND NAE NAE TOO!! AND DAB!!"
(My coach is like 40 lmao)
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Me during my piano lesson about my new piece
“Yeah it sounds nice but it reads like an artsy short story. I feel like I’m gonna have a stroke.”
I live in a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple I live in a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple I live in a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple I live in a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple
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"Well, I didn't come here to fuck spiders."
guy friend's dog runs away
"She might be at boyfriend house." - friend
"Wait, boyfriend? Whose boyfriend?"
"Not Will's, dummy. I wish." -other friend
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friend spinning around on a tire swing
"He's now a stripper, we shall call him Chontol Taytay"
"And now, you may ask, who on earth could create a musical about Nazi Germany? IT'S TWO TEENAGE JEWS! Now presenting….HITLERTOWN!"
ominous piano chord played on a cat keyboard
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“Can you traumatize a goldfish?”
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"You look like an old man on crack."
“I once knew a girl who would leave sticky notes of kids names of who she’d slept with in the school on all of my stuff. There were a looooot of sticky notes.”
“I once knew a girl who would leave sticky notes of kids names of who she’d slept with in the school on all of my stuff. There were a looooot of sticky notes.”
Were they individual notes or were there multiple names on one note?
“I once knew a girl who would leave sticky notes of kids names of who she’d slept with in the school on all of my stuff. There were a looooot of sticky notes.”
Were they individual notes or were there multiple names on one note?
There was only one name per sticky note, but we do go to a very small school (probably between 50-80 students per grade).
"I can't be pregnant. I'm a dude, I don't have a womb, and there's no where for it to come out of."
"Squeeze that bastard out like toothpaste."
"I can't be pregnant. I'm a dude, I don't have a womb, and there's no where for it to come out of."
"Squeeze that bastard out like toothpaste."
(dude holy shit I just broke down laughing)