PETER AND JASON ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS COUPLE I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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THEY ARE AMAZINGGGGGG
Kid: I don’t have to kiss him, do I?
Teacher: no, I’ve forced made two students kiss once.
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“EVERYBODY SHUT UP BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY JUST CAME ON!”
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^^^^ This is real
Me: what would happen if I became a vampire?
Teacher: no sunlight
Me: sounds great what else?
Teacher: you’ll have to drink blood
Me: ok. I can deal with that
Teacher: no garlic bread
Me: I’m out
Not something that anyone said, but my brother ate an entire ghost pepper on the bus this morning
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"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."
"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."
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"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."
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Someone insulted my pants, I would not stand for it.
"I'd flirt with a girl but she'd just think I'm be friendly and not gay"
Mood lmao
“Albert Einstein is literally so hot!”
(No Shae. No.)
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"Pfft weakling, you snort water? I snort dust."
(I didn't hear this at my school, but I heard it from some random 6th graders outside of school and I was really confused)
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signing: My sister is marrying my cousin.
signing frantically and laughing silently so it looks like they’re having a stroke: WAIT. WAIT NO WRONG NO WAIT. TOMORROW MY COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED. NOT SISTER.
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I'm lost on how that happened XD
In ASL the signs for sister and tomorrow are similar, one goes from cheekbone to chin, the other goes straight out from the cheekbone.
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"You need to stop, this is an intervention."
"UwU? Wut do you mean?" said in a really anime voice.
"S t o p ."
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"Everything is edible, sometimes you just don't survive."
"Are you a goat?"
"Yall better have 911 on speed dial"
Proceeds to snort crushed up nature valley crunch bars
"Liquid white out is banned at our school."
"What why?"
"Cause people get high off of it."
First block teacher: I don’t like ‘cawwot’. It makes me uncomfortable.
Me: good
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signing: My sister is marrying my cousin.
signing frantically and laughing silently so it looks like they’re having a stroke: WAIT. WAIT NO WRONG NO WAIT. TOMORROW MY COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED. NOT SISTER.
what a mood honestly, i can't tell you how many times i've signed sister instead of tomorrow and vice-versa, i don't even have a sister lol
"JERRY GOT ONE GO JERRY!''
I just realized my Discord friends are public schooled so I can shove their quotes here now and not break any rules :D
Bean 1: (Bean 2) just sucked me off
Bean 2: gave him head
Bean 3: Sweeeeeet home Alabama~
2: I sucked on his chrome dome if you know what I mean
Bean 4: …
1: He legit just sucked on my bald head
And also the time Bean 1 wanted an art request
