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"Bad day?"
"If someone so much as looks at me wrong I'm snapping their neck."
"Oh shit."
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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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While getting ready to film the weather channel:
“Can someone just slide Captain America into the shot”
(During Flag Football today after I got completely ran over by a football guy)
The rest of the class: “-kids name-! You just ran over her!”
Kid: “Who did I run over?”
Me: “Me!”
Kid: “Oh I thought you were a guy!”
"If I sound like I'm not okay it's because I'm not." -My first block teacher again
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APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….
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"how do you just LeArN aN iNsTrUmEnT?!!
APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….
You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!
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APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!
HAH
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I didn’t see that how
Nice comment I like the APUSH teacher comments
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Thanks he's a walking meme
He played the banana phone song on loop today and also has History and Kidz Bop study sessions
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"Stop snorting crushed up jolly ranchers, we actually have to do this."
My science teacher, walking past. "Wait, you guys have jolly ranchers? I want some."
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‘i’m too gay for this shit’
In class yesterday (this is actually from technical college but it is something you would hear a high school student say):
Teacher: Did you know Pythagoras had a cult?
Student: Did they wear triangles on their heads?
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Teacher: what are you guys doing?
Student: my mom
“It was tacky tourist day, not sexy tourist day, but I guess you can’t help it.”
this is my entire energy
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"Hey, can you make sure there's not blood on my pants?"
"Sure, why? Are you on your period?"
"No, I broke a dude nose and need to make sure there's no evidence pointing towards me."
"Gay people are hot."
"Gay people are hot."
yes we are
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"Gay people are hot."
yes we are
Yeah you are
“Why do the gay guys get the girls?”
"Sex doesn't exist."
Teacher: "So I'm gonna show this but then I'm not gonna show this because I need my phone."
Me: So are we gonna show it?
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Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.
Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.
We have both a healthy fear of and rabid desire for death.
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Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.We have both a healthy fear of and rabid desire for death.
Indeed.
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"what if humans went around picking each other up the way cats do?"
"then i could bite you without it being assault or sexual"
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“Anyone want hoisin sauce?”
“Poison sauce??”