Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

It was funnier when she told me the story lmao

"I was expecting tea and stuff not demons" is quite possibly the best thing I've read all day

Agreed

"EAT THE FUCKING BANANA JAMES" he then proceeded to chant 'Potassium'

yes.

"I threaten to eat someone once and the school puts me on parole"

"Your hair smells good in a platonic, non-kinky way."

"We'll blow up Rhode Island, then?"

"School Secret Police. If you commit a thought crime, we'll know. We'll. Know."

"Let's get down to business to defeat the-"
Completely serious. "Global warming."

I SCREAM HAMILITON FROM BACK OF CLASSROOM

FRIEND A RESPONDS WITH BEETLEJUICE LYRICS

FRIENDS B AND C BELT DEAR EVAN HANSEN

FRIEND A SINGS BE MORE CHILL WITH COMPLETE AND TOTAL SERIOUSNESS

I STAND ON CHAIRS AND BECOME ALL THE HEATHERS AND VERONICA AND JD AT THE SAME TIME

teacher: "GET OFF MY FABRIC CHAIRS?!"

"Let's get down to business to defeat the-"
Completely serious. "Global warming."

Lmaoooo

"I'm gay for thiccy nicky"

lets get down to bi-ness to defeat the puns. I will date your daughters and I will date your sons.

"BLUE RASPBERRIES DON'T EXIST!!! THEY'RE JUST A FLAVOR THAT PEOPLE NEEDED FOR BUSINESS!!"
"IF BLUE RASPBERRIES DON'T EXIST, THEN WHY ARE THEY A JOLLY RANCHERS FLAVOR?!"
"SHUT UP GUYS WE ALL KNOW BLUE RASPBERRIES EXIST, AND SO DO PINK LEMONS!"
"WHAT, NOO!"
"THEN WHAT'S PINK LEMONADE!?!?"

((both of those things actually exist btw))

(wait what)

(oh! you mean blackcaps!)

((yes! In our family they're called black raspberries. And then of course the pink-tinted lemons.))

I SCREAM HAMILITON FROM BACK OF CLASSROOM

FRIEND A RESPONDS WITH BEETLEJUICE LYRICS

FRIENDS B AND C BELT DEAR EVAN HANSEN

FRIEND A SINGS BE MORE CHILL WITH COMPLETE AND TOTAL SERIOUSNESS

I STAND ON CHAIRS AND BECOME ALL THE HEATHERS AND VERONICA AND JD AT THE SAME TIME

teacher: "GET OFF MY FABRIC CHAIRS?!"

Friend group GOALS.

I SCREAM HAMILITON FROM BACK OF CLASSROOM

FRIEND A RESPONDS WITH BEETLEJUICE LYRICS

FRIENDS B AND C BELT DEAR EVAN HANSEN

FRIEND A SINGS BE MORE CHILL WITH COMPLETE AND TOTAL SERIOUSNESS

I STAND ON CHAIRS AND BECOME ALL THE HEATHERS AND VERONICA AND JD AT THE SAME TIME

teacher: "GET OFF MY FABRIC CHAIRS?!"

Friend group GOALS.

oof i know

i find it hilarious that our teacher doesn't care that we are practically screaming you & i from bare nearly everyday but cares that i stand on a chair for 0.02 seconds aha

"My train of thought derailed and there are no survivors."

"JERRY! JERRY? I THOUGHT JERRY GOT ONE! AW, JERRY!"
"no one cares."
"YOU HATE PIPPO TOO."

“I’m starting a mafia”
“I’m joining”
“Me too!”
“Same”
“Mom can you carpool me and Emma to the mafia meetings?”
“Can you bring the good gummies?”
“And goldfish!”

“How do you spell orange?”
“Well certainly not with a d”
“What are you? Karen from mean girls?”

friend: sighs i'm so happy i don't have any homework
me: lights up, opens mouth, then hesitates and closes mouth
friend: i know you've got a joke, just say it
me: it's really bad
friend: looks at me sternly
me:
me:
me: i'm glad you don't have any homework, because now you've got time to snaps and finger guns do me all night ayyyyyyyy
friend:
friend:
friend:

"If you eat enough pizza, it will mute the sound of your screams."

we are practically screaming you & i from >bare

RUBY AKDNSKSUFBEKEJERRRMDJUFEIKWKQKABDJE

we are practically screaming you & i from >bare

RUBY AKDNSKSUFBEKEJERRRMDJUFEIKWKQKABDJE

I KEEP GETTING TRIGGERED BUT ITS FINE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE, LIKE WTF?!