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He fucked a tiger.
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Him as Umbridge or him as Voldemort?
More the ducker than anything just cause he's not caked in white makeup or crossdressing
Ah, fair.
Having him be shirtless was a chOice and I approve
Indeed
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On the subject of starkid men I think joey richter is hot but only in Trail to Oregon! and Black Friday and I don't even wanna know what that says about me
Haven't seen Black Friday but I agree
As long as we aren't counting Cornwallis lmao
On the subject of starkid men I think joey richter is hot but only in Trail to Oregon! and Black Friday and I don't even wanna know what that says about me
Haven't seen Black Friday but I agree
As long as we aren't counting Cornwallis lmao
He's evil and a little sleazy and its just chef's kiss
We are not
Feelin really gay tonight fellas
I really just wanna fully lift up a dude and yeet him onto a couch so we can just cuddle and binge-watch The Witcher, eventually falling asleep in a pile of limbs and waking up with Toss a Coin to Your Witcher stuck in our heads
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ngl the thought of you picking up somebody taller than you is hilarious
Hilarious, but absolutely possible. I may be just 5'2" but I got some thick slabs of muscle on me. I can fully lift and carry my father, a man who stands at 5'11" and weighs at around 210 lbs
So yee
I am a smol stronk man
Not to vent or anything but taking care of my parents is hard, especially when trans. Like, they just don't get it and I can't talk to them about it because I'm trying to take care of them as best I can (with help from siblings, thank God) with limited resources and like. These people are impossible sometimes. I love them, but they don't understand it. I ordered a binder and they asked me what was up with the "strange lingerie". Like. I mean, they didn't even mean any harm and I explained it to them but like. It's a s t r u g g l e to talk to them even if they do try to support me. My mom was a doctor and they're kinda firmly against me going on T for the sake of health risks and won't even let me talk to them about it. I'm an adult! I can make my own choices for fuck's sake! But I feel so trapped. I'm barely an adult, I'm not even in college, and already my mom is struggling with her health! I can't keep this up for much longer but I also can't tell them either.
Vetoed, that's too cursed y'all would be too powerful.
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Ah yes, nothing sexier than the article of clothing specifically made to smoosh the bazoongas. Such lingerie.
Sjdjfhdheh I mean true.
“mmm bb u can smoosh my bazoongas”
NO-
This was the best thing to wake up to lmao
Gotta squish those bodonkadonks, those knockers, them jugs, melons, boobies.
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okay what the fuck did I wake up to
I'm going right the fuck back to sleep
Those cans, sacks of blubber, them titties,
chaos! And boobs!
Please no.
I exist only to spread chaos.
I'm tearing up because I saw those clips of "surrogate parents" at Pride parades, like they give free mom/dad hugs to people with unnacepting parents and I just 😭
It reminds me of my soon-to-be-aunt because she started doing that at Pride when my soon-to-be-cousin came out. And now I miss her because I know if I came out to her she'd be so sweet about it while everyone in my immediate family would be really rejecting. There's a closer cousin who's queer and we literally don't talk about that whole branch of family since she posted a pic of her at Pride.
You all get a virtual hug from me today. I love you and I'm proud of you.
Mmmmm, finally got six of crows to start readin
I've been watching a bunch of gay tik toks on youtube and when I tell you I start crying every time someone religious says God doesn't hate gay people-
oh my god have you seen that christian mom who says like god loves you no matter what and if your parents say otherwise, she’ll be your mom? i don’t really believe in the christian God and she makes me sob every time i see her
