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book

(What is?)

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@Pickles group

(no simp september or something)

during second period "i'd like to go to lunch please"

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@Pickles group

"car cannibalism"

book

(Luckily all my simps are purely platonic expressions of how I’m dying for some affection so they don’t count.)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“K-pop, but communist”

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

(no simp september or something)

I've already failed

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"We all know that women are just a really long pair of legs with a butt on both sides, except one of the butts has nipples. nothing else"

book

"It's the part of life that's the going to the bathroom part except it's all the time and you can't bring a phone."

book

"We all know that women are just a really long pair of legs with a butt on both sides, except one of the butts has nipples. nothing else"

And hair. Long hair. Short hair means they aren't real women. And also lots of makeup but none at the same time.

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"Sir they're just books the first word to describe them shouldn't be 'handsome'."

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@Pickles group

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

-Me, logging on to Archive of our Own to continue writing fanfictions

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"Or, you could take away the spoon, take away the plum, and market it as an eating utensil!"
"You might have something going there…"
"A fork?"
"That's a catchy name, I like it."

book

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

-Me, logging on to Archive of our Own to continue writing fanfictions

Bruh we really gotta see your work.

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"I feel like every morning I should come on here like 'this is God speaking'"

-Me, logging on to Archive of our Own to continue writing fanfictions

Bruh we really gotta see your work.

Fine.

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"UQuiz says I have taste and rights!"
"Uh yeah, I'm pretty sure we all can taste-"

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@Pickles group

"Scream until he notices you."

"are you pointing at the sky cause i remind you of an angel?"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Not only is the Hype House a country, but so is your ass."
"VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE!!!"

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@Pickles group

"I think someone's had too much marijuana."

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"Not only is the Hype House a country, but so is your ass."
"VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE! VIVA LA ASSHOLE!!!"

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE-

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

:OOO

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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I see you, sweaty. I see you.

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@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
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@saor_illust school
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@Pickles group

"Catch a man with that lasso."

"Why does your sister hate me?"
"It must run in the family."

"Nooo the whole point was to see him eat pie."

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@Pickles group

"Hump the ground!"
"You know. Sometimes I wonder if I like men after all. And then shit like this happens and I'm like 'oh right.'"

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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

"Crystal yiffing. Can't be comfortable."

"Odin and the giantess did it in the cave."
"What?"
"Ya know. The yiffy wiffy. The hanky panky. In a cave. Can't be comfortable."

"So… I didn't read about them putting their clothes back on… oh. They yiffed again."

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@Starfast group

"My bootleg uncle."

"What are you gonna do?"
"Vomit all over his face again?"

"…Let's just hope no one notices she isn't Asian."

"This tastes like a marshmallow but if it were made of chalk."