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@RedTheLoveless September 16, 2020

"This here is an archetype I like to call 'what the fuck'."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks September 17, 2020

"Instead of a funeral, I want an after-death party where they put my ashes into party poppers."

@RedTheLoveless September 17, 2020

"Also… why do piranha plant have bone in it?!"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks September 18, 2020

"It can't be that illegal."

Deleted user September 18, 2020

"they think you're a prostitute"
"good thing i am"

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers September 18, 2020

"Stratum Corneum- the Horny Layer"
"Hey, that's where my friends are!"

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies September 18, 2020

“Can I use the house phone“
“No I need to call my doctor for my osteoporosis”
“Wow I didn’t know you had that”
“I don’t“

“I need you to get something green for me”
Gets a watermelon

“Anybody want some watermelon”
“Yes“
“Well you can’t have any“

@The-N-U-T-Cracker September 19, 2020

"Luke, I, am your daddy~"

@Pickles September 19, 2020

"Senior prank, shoot the Trump supporters."

"Is that a foot joint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL September 19, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Luke, I, am your daddy~"

I choked
~~Which, I mean….that is sort of Vader's thing so~~

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers September 19, 2020

Resonsibi-titty

@Pickles September 20, 2020

"As a straight person, I am confused. …Wait that's not right. I'm not straight. But I am confused."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks September 20, 2020

"Freedom! 'Cause it's free to be dumb and expensive to be smart."

@Althalosian-is-the-father September 20, 2020

"Luke, I, am your daddy~"

I choked
~~Which, I mean….that is sort of Vader's thing so~~

You have watch all the star wars HISHEs right?

@evastardust RRAAAARRL September 20, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Me or Ella? I have not.

@Althalosian-is-the-father September 20, 2020

You. There's this running joke about Vader getting super excited about being a dad.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL September 20, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Have you watched Annie by Divine Comedy? It's an Annie/Star Wars mashup. Just don't listen with earbuds since the audio is wack

@Pickles September 20, 2020

"This isn't ancient times. He doesn't get to marry my sister when I'm dead!"

@Althalosian-is-the-father September 20, 2020

Have you watched Annie by Divine Comedy? It's an Annie/Star Wars mashup. Just don't listen with earbuds since the audio is wack

Maybe? I remember the skit one they did where Obi Wan kept slicing off Anakin’s arms.

@Pickles September 20, 2020

"His outfit isn't nearly short enough."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker September 20, 2020

“Hey guys, remember, women are like parking spots. all the good ones are always taken, so you gotta take the disabled ones when no one’s looking”

@evastardust RRAAAARRL September 20, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Have you watched Annie by Divine Comedy? It's an Annie/Star Wars mashup. Just don't listen with earbuds since the audio is wack

Maybe? I remember the skit one they did where Obi Wan kept slicing off Anakin’s arms.

Yep that's the one

@Althalosian-is-the-father September 21, 2020

"His outfit isn't nearly short enough."

"What do your elf eyes see?"
"Too much, Aragorn."

@Yamatsu September 21, 2020

"Did you HAVE to bring the chair?"
"Its plastic is comforting to me."

@Pickles September 21, 2020

"generically modified organs"

@Althalosian-is-the-father September 24, 2020

"That's a good-ass hole."
"What?"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL September 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Wait, if you're the Dungeon Mother, does that make him Dungeon Fathe–NEVER MIND-"
Mutters "Dungeon Daddy?"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks September 24, 2020

"What state is closest to the former Soviet Union? This one's easy!"
-a few seconds later-
"Who said Michigan?"
"Earth is flat!"

@Pickles September 24, 2020

"Is our [band director] wild or was he bred in captivity?"
"We took him from the wild and domesticated him."
"Why did we domesticate him?"
"For our own…personal use."
"[Redacted]!"

"The nuggies were a mistake."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks September 25, 2020

Voice cracking wildly
"wE dON't tAlK ABOuT thE aCorN fAMilY!"

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