school
"Why am I watching Thomas's pale skinny hand"
school
"Why am I watching Thomas's pale skinny hand"
"You were having a MAGICAL UNDERSEA ADVENTURE while I was being TORTURED?!"
group
"Please don't lick my face, under any circumstances."
school
group
"I'm not becoming a hug prostitute."
Pfft I would.
group
"Donner Party Drive Through!"
"nO-"
"Bring us a sacrifice, and we'll make you a pie."
"Maybe not a pie, those are a lot of work. Turnovers?"
group
"A salaciously thicc bun-"
school
"I'm not becoming a hug prostitute."
oh hey that's the kind of prostitute i'd have a chance at trying :p
I would definitely become a hug prostitute, no joke
it might be kinda dangerous but like, if I don’t have to sell my soul and can still pay my rent despite only having any capability in digital art, I’m willing to risk anything
school
ikr-
group
"When they ferment, it'll be an alcohole!"
group
"Would you give up your life on earth to marry this fish person? ….what I'm asking is 'is this fish person sexy enough?'"
Why do I have a feeling that this conversation was about Legends of Zelda
"Would you give up your life on earth to marry this fish person? ….what I'm asking is 'is this fish person sexy enough?'"
Why do I have a feeling that this conversation was about Legends of Zelda
my friend is working on a utopia project for her sci-fi lit class and it's a sleeping dragon that has a gravitational pull and is covered in water, so to get in you have to swear to marry a sexy fish person
group
"Six feet? That's twelve toes!"
group
"Besides, I don't have an ox."
"Not yet."
The Trail to Oregon! flashbacks
"Doves are just pigeons with white privilege"
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I-
"Got dam who's this sexy beast and what did he do to my brother?"
"Dont you EVER fucking say that to me again-"
"those chickens have texture!"
immediately after "let's have a zooted cuddle fest"
"dEPRESSION IS SHAREABLE YOU SAD FUCK"
"Listen, I find my serotonin where I can!"
oh shit same
"That's awesome! And sort of a red flag. But mostly awesome!"
a w h