"I'm more of a pineapple in the ass kind of guy-"
Out of Context
"Can't think of a more homoerotic activity than playing pro clubs with the boys"
(Unless it’s been less than five seconds, then it’s okay.)
school
"I'm scared of my own lover xD"
"you know what happens when you burn a pride flag? it goes up in smoke, and then you inhale the smoke, and then, the gays are inside you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
“I can’t stab it, it’s too fluffy.”
group
Me : “I’m pretty sure he hides them behind the wall…”
K : “The wall isn’t hollow—“
Me : “Concrete. He needed something to preserve the skeletons.”
K : “So you’re telling me, that our boss has been storing the corpses of ex-employees in the wall?”
D : has just entered the room “That sounds like something he would do honestly…”
group
@evastardust
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"Pompey from Measure For Measure is canonically thicc."
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@evastardust
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"It's got Star Wars vibes, but if Star Wars went dicks out-"
group
"Like, is it the type of spider that would shank you in an alley, or would it tip 30 percent?"
“Herpes belongs in the freezer!”
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@evastardust
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"Tits out for freedom!"
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"glue thy tits together, achieve the ultimate pushup bra"
group
"We're about to share our deepest sentiments and you're looking at gum underneath a chair."
school
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group
"That's an asymptote. It gets infinitely closer to a point but never reaches it."
"Just like me and success!"
"That's an asymptote. It gets infinitely closer to a point but never reaches it."
"Just like me and success!"
oh shit that one hit hard
group
"That's an asymptote. It gets infinitely closer to a point but never reaches it."
"Just like me and success!"oh shit that one hit hard
I know, right?
"How did you die?" "I put a coconut up my ass, you?"
group
"I regret wearing shorts."
"I regret wearing pants."
"I regret waking up this morning."
"I regret coming."
"I regret my existence."
“I can’t see”
“Get glasses”
-—
“THE VOID CONSUMES ME”
“Black holes be like”
“Every thing is freezing”
“Did you die”
“I HAVE BEEN PUNISHED FOR MY CRIMS AGENST THE FORBIDEN RACE”
“The slide just had a seizure”