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@nebula__ group

(my gf yelled that at me while she was banging on the front door-)

@SpookyJim

oh shit mood

@SpookyJim

"If your girl looks like a crab and walks sideways, that's not your girl, that's a crab." Ethan Nestor

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@nebula__ group

"-bangs on the door- FBI OPEN UP"
"OH SHIT NO UR NOT TAKING ME AGAIN U HECK -blows air horn-"
"-runs away, screaming 'jalapeno time'-"

@SpookyJim

Eye-

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"i'm failing three classes and have had three mental breakdowns in the bathrooms this week, but i get to do my project on dante so it cancels out"

@SpookyJim

my current mood-

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@saor_illust school
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teehee same-
i'm literally a freshman. we're only a month into school and i don't know how anyone can do this for four years lol

@SpookyJim

oh dude I'm in my Junior year and I already want to die lmfao

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@saor_illust school

oh god i feel that @The-Magician

@SpookyJim

It's h e l l

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i'm so d o n e with being a minor and school. it's a scam honestly

@SpookyJim

Me, coaxing my boyfren to call me a s l u t in his mickey mouse voice:
"C'mon, just think of dogs dying or something"
also me, later:
"The very first opening scenes of Bambi"

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@Pickles group

"What am I gonna be for Halloween? Straight."
"You're the most straight passing out of all of us."
"…I'll just commit. Might fuck around and kiss a boy too."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker
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"We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through the sky, Little Dream Team! Climb aboard, your mother is a-"

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@Pickles group

I'm listening to a Finnish radio station and none of it's in english obviously but it's playing ads and suddenly a woman goes "Hot! Lips!" in a Finnish accent

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"I GOT THE SHREK DESK!!"
"That's Shrektastic."

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@Pickles group

"Thanks guys, now the cold hands of existential dread grip my throat every night as I lay in the dark trying to sleep. How do y'all do this??"

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"I'm not gonna look like a snack, I'm gonna look like the whole picnic."

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"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."

I'm stealing this

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"His mental health is going downhill."
"I wouldn't say downhill, I'd more say downcliff."

I'm stealing this

Go ahead

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@Pickles group

"It's a naked cartoon mouse, how anatomically correct is it supposed to be?"

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"There's no couch there!"
"SHOULD THERE BE?!"

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@Pickles group

"She won't stop talking about execution methods!"
Visibly amused "Stop doing that."

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"Please don't ruin your carpet for the sake of a reference."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“I hope those girls’ babies come out well. I hope they come out fully cooked, but still soft and gooey on the inside”

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(I'm sure the cavepeople in Firebringer would like that-)